Greatest Quotes Ever
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i prefer Douglas Adams quotes about god in Hitchhikers guide to galaxyTanith Ghost said:?Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri
When I first heard that I was like wow, so trueespecially the last part about God
Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
a babel fish for those of you unfortunate enough not to have enjoyed HHG2G is a fish you put in your ear that 'eats' soundwaves and translates them..a natural universal translator.
actually in fact most of HHG2G is amazingly funny ...XD
Amen to thatRiyka said:
"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it by reducing it to the question:
'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?'" -a quirky little booklet of office-related wit-doms
"Now where was I... aaaah yes, the Bard was making an ass of himself..." -Narrator, The Bard's Tale
Whomever Said the pen was mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weaponry. -unknown
If indeed there is an evil in the world, it lies within the heart of man. -wiinston churchill (I think, don't kill me if im wrong)
You cannot cross the ocean just by looking at it. -unknown
I'm Always doing things i can't do, thats how i get to do them. - Picasso (or some other famouis artist)
5 seconds fuses only last 3 seconds. -Military training guide
If indeed there is an evil in the world, it lies within the heart of man. -wiinston churchill (I think, don't kill me if im wrong)
You cannot cross the ocean just by looking at it. -unknown
I'm Always doing things i can't do, thats how i get to do them. - Picasso (or some other famouis artist)
5 seconds fuses only last 3 seconds. -Military training guide
"In the beginning back in 1955 man didn't know about a rock 'n' roll show and all that jive the white man had the smoltz the black man had the blues no one knew what they was gona do but Tchaikovsky had the news."- Bon Scott, 1977
"You can tell the same lie a thousand times, but it never gets any more true."
- Randy from Lamb of God, song is Redneck
- Randy from Lamb of God, song is Redneck
"To beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"-Homer Simpson
"Lady Astor: If I were your wife I would poison your coffee.
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband I would drink it."
"Lady Astor: If I were your wife I would poison your coffee.
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband I would drink it."
"A toast! To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!" Groucho Marx
"Like a three fingered accountant, something ain't adding up." I've forgotten where i heard that...
"Well fuck me running..." Tim Buckley
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth." Tony Farelli
"The only things that are infinate, are human stupidity and the universe. But i'm not sure about the second one." Albert Einstein.
"Like a three fingered accountant, something ain't adding up." I've forgotten where i heard that...
"Well fuck me running..." Tim Buckley
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth." Tony Farelli
"The only things that are infinate, are human stupidity and the universe. But i'm not sure about the second one." Albert Einstein.
"I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE!!!" (from There Will BE Blood)
"Supreme executive power should come from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ritual!" (Dennis the Peasant)
"Supreme executive power should come from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ritual!" (Dennis the Peasant)
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Groucho Marx
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Groucho Marx
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain