Greatest Quotes Ever
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Very good, clearly someone with good taste in booksmolester jester said:
I actually laughed in the middle of a silent room when i read that bit, got some funny looks.Edit - Woops sorry for the double postbuggy65 said:
Satan isnt omnipresent, atleast i dont know of any religions where he is. Christianity, Islam and Jewdaish (spelt horribly wrong) dont have all present satans so i'm afraid Satan doesnt = everywhere
Teletubbies are a product of time and money therefore teletubbies = Time X money
We all know that time is money so teletubbies = money squared
We also know money is the root of all evil so teletubbies = root of all evil squared
Which ofcourse means that teletubbies = all evil.
Actually Winston Churchill said that to a female representative of the oposite political party in the english parliament in the late 30's. She called him a drunkard and that was his answerblank0000 said:
"but your all bone"
"its a flesh wound"
- both from sparks of insanity by jeff dunham and achmed the dead terrorist
"its a flesh wound"
- both from sparks of insanity by jeff dunham and achmed the dead terrorist
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
"The world moves for love; it kneels before it in awe." - Edward Walker (as played by William Hurt), from The Village
"I remember when I used to be into nostalgia." - Dimitri Martin
"Ignorance is bliss; permitting, of course, you know what you're missing out on." - A personal friend of mine
Also, basically anything by Taylor Mali.
"The world moves for love; it kneels before it in awe." - Edward Walker (as played by William Hurt), from The Village
"I remember when I used to be into nostalgia." - Dimitri Martin
"Ignorance is bliss; permitting, of course, you know what you're missing out on." - A personal friend of mine
Also, basically anything by Taylor Mali.
Something my friend said about video games:
"It's like reading a really great book. Except it smiles at you."
"It's like reading a really great book. Except it smiles at you."
"nyah nyah nyah nyah naaa naa now you are a chicken! nya nya nya nya naaa naa!"
Cartmen from southpark
and most things from red vs blue.
Cartmen from southpark
and most things from red vs blue.
"Vegetables are manly, but only if women can't stomach them raw!"
also
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
Winston Churchill
"We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love."- mother teresa
"Am i not destroying my enemies when i make friends of them"
also
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
Winston Churchill
"We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love."- mother teresa
"Am i not destroying my enemies when i make friends of them"
"God kills indiscriminately and so shall we."
"Forgiveness is between them and God, it is my job to arrange the meeting."
"Life will always try to kick you down. So kick it back but with authority."
"You are only a failure when you yourself admit it."
"With fame comes wealth and with wealth comes fame."
"True intelligence is not measured but proven."
"It matters not your intelligence but what you choose to do with the intelligence you have."
"If the world shall turn against me; then I shall bring the world to its knees"
Besides the first two, the rest are my own creation.
"Forgiveness is between them and God, it is my job to arrange the meeting."
"Life will always try to kick you down. So kick it back but with authority."
"You are only a failure when you yourself admit it."
"With fame comes wealth and with wealth comes fame."
"True intelligence is not measured but proven."
"It matters not your intelligence but what you choose to do with the intelligence you have."
"If the world shall turn against me; then I shall bring the world to its knees"
Besides the first two, the rest are my own creation.
