Greatest Quotes Ever
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Okay. Prepare to have a quote sandwich. With the bread also being made of quote.
"That's how we roll!" - Bruice - GTA IV
"You can't shake any hands when your fist is clenched" Translated from Little Jacob - GTA IV
"It's been an honour sir" Capelli - Resistance 2
"Ninja" Ninja's master, I-Ninja (Cheesily good game)
Also the best quote from any video game ever:
"You got skooma yeah buddy?" Creepy blue faced woman, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
And some other ones.
"I do not need a friend who nods when I nod, and changes when I change - my shadow does that much better" ?
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have a memory card"
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle"
"That's how we roll!" - Bruice - GTA IV
"You can't shake any hands when your fist is clenched" Translated from Little Jacob - GTA IV
"It's been an honour sir" Capelli - Resistance 2
"Ninja" Ninja's master, I-Ninja (Cheesily good game)
Also the best quote from any video game ever:
"You got skooma yeah buddy?" Creepy blue faced woman, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
And some other ones.
"I do not need a friend who nods when I nod, and changes when I change - my shadow does that much better" ?
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have a memory card"
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle"
Sergeant William Marshall in an interview:
You know, you let us all go off to war and said, "Yea, team," you know, "fight in Vietnam," and all this kind of shit, in 1965 through 1968. Now 1968 comes along, and it's "Boo, team, come on home," and all this shit, you know, "and don't say nothing about it, because we don't wanna hear about it, because it's upsetting around dinner time, you know." Well, goddamn, it upset me for a whole goddamned year; it upset a lot of people to the point where they're fucking dead, you know, and all this shit. Now you don't wanna hear about it, well I'll tell you about it everyday, make you sit down and puke in your dinner, you dig, because you got me over there, and now you done brought me back here, and you wanna forget it, so somebody else can go do it somewhere else? Hell no, nuh-huh, you're gonna hear it all, everyday, as long as you live, because, hey, it's gonna be with me as long as I live, when I get up in the morning, when John gets up in the morning, when a lot of dudes that's sitting around here, their gut hurts cause they got shot there. I gotta put on an arm and a leg because it ain't there no more, you dig. And my man here has got a hole in his stomach, he can't work right, you know. Now you do something about that, make that all disappear, you dig, you know, make it all go away with the six o'clock news, turn it off, you know or switch it to another channel and all that shit. The hell with that, you dig, it's here, it's for real, and it's gonna happen again unless these folks just get up off their ass and realize that it has happened.
You know, you let us all go off to war and said, "Yea, team," you know, "fight in Vietnam," and all this kind of shit, in 1965 through 1968. Now 1968 comes along, and it's "Boo, team, come on home," and all this shit, you know, "and don't say nothing about it, because we don't wanna hear about it, because it's upsetting around dinner time, you know." Well, goddamn, it upset me for a whole goddamned year; it upset a lot of people to the point where they're fucking dead, you know, and all this shit. Now you don't wanna hear about it, well I'll tell you about it everyday, make you sit down and puke in your dinner, you dig, because you got me over there, and now you done brought me back here, and you wanna forget it, so somebody else can go do it somewhere else? Hell no, nuh-huh, you're gonna hear it all, everyday, as long as you live, because, hey, it's gonna be with me as long as I live, when I get up in the morning, when John gets up in the morning, when a lot of dudes that's sitting around here, their gut hurts cause they got shot there. I gotta put on an arm and a leg because it ain't there no more, you dig. And my man here has got a hole in his stomach, he can't work right, you know. Now you do something about that, make that all disappear, you dig, you know, make it all go away with the six o'clock news, turn it off, you know or switch it to another channel and all that shit. The hell with that, you dig, it's here, it's for real, and it's gonna happen again unless these folks just get up off their ass and realize that it has happened.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested: that is, some books are to be read only in parts, others to be read, but not curiously, and some few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention.
Sir Francis Bacon
English author, courtier, & philosopher (1561 - 1626)
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Charles Bukowski
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
Sir Francis Bacon
English author, courtier, & philosopher (1561 - 1626)
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Charles Bukowski
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
All from Lock stock and two smoking barrels:
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!
*Plank shoots back*
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.
Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!
[Ties Dog's hands behind him]
Dog: I'll find you.
Bacon: What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!
*Plank shoots back*
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.
Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!
[Ties Dog's hands behind him]
Dog: I'll find you.
Bacon: What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?
I don't remember it was from but I love this.
"Violator's will be shut. Survivors will be starred in a pornographic movie. With the dog"
"Violator's will be shut. Survivors will be starred in a pornographic movie. With the dog"
if you can't beat them, find them who can-myself
Ni! Ni! Nu-FAIL!!!!!!-me and some of my friends
Chuck Norris went to Virgin Islands, they are now just the Islands
If you can choose who you are, you can choose who you can become-my grandpa
Ni! Ni! Nu-FAIL!!!!!!-me and some of my friends
Chuck Norris went to Virgin Islands, they are now just the Islands
If you can choose who you are, you can choose who you can become-my grandpa