Greatest Quotes Ever

[Ruzzian Roulette]

"Don't worry about it dude, there's plenty of other fish in the sea, except you're nowhere near the sea. You're in the desert, and you're all alone."

One of my best friends Jesse, the guys a genius.

 

[Dr. UBAR]

"Sorry Dokes, nobody mourns the wicked"

DEXTER Season 2

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Charlie Wilson: Were you standing at the goddamn door listening to me? How could you even - That is a thick door! You stood there and you listened to me?
Gust Avrakotos: I didn't stand at the door. Don't be an idiot. I bugged the Scotch bottle.
Charlie Wilson: What!
Gust Avrakotos: It's got a little transmitter on it, I've got a little thing in my ear, get past it

Charlie Wilson: You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup.

Gust Avrakotos: [after smashing his boss's office window] My loyalty! For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that?s because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, tradition mostly.

Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire 'til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That's Harold Holt's strategy, not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Most strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're working on it.
Charlie Wilson: Who's 'we'?
Gust Avrakotos: Me and three other guys.


Charlie Wilson: You're no James Bond.
Gust Avrakotos: You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it even.


Man that movie was good..

 

[high sandwich maker of lamuella]

"Screw the rules, I have money."

Kaiba, Yugioh the abriged series

It was Screw the rules, I have green hair.

Guvnorium's right - it was both of them

 

[dalek sec]

"No. Not now, not ever! Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet and every weapon down to my own eye teeth to end you I swear it! I'm comming for all of you!"

Roslin's cry to Tom Zarek from "Blood on the Scales".

 

[The Man With the Soap]

That cat has an excellent foreign policy plan!

 

[nolongerhere]

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."
Mark Twain

 

[theultimateend]

The term comes from an old joke, according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day.

"Perhaps you could point that out to Mr. Coolidge," pointedly replied the First Lady.

The President, overhearing the remark, asked the farmer, "Does each rooster service the same hen each time?"

"No," replied the farmer, "there are many hens for each rooster."

"Perhaps you could point that out to Mrs. Coolidge," replied the President.

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It's long and not necessarily a QUOTE but I love it.

 

[Avida]

"You lied to me!"

"Lies? No, that was foreplay, now you're fucked."

Ewan to Hugh to Ewan in Deception (2008 film)

 

[Donbett1974]

He put his evil in me.

 

[iwinatlife]

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson

 

[Bolverk]

"Dulce et Decorum Est Por Patria Mori" some retarded asshole

I studied that poem in English...

 

[Labyrinth]

"World Famous In New Zealand"
-L&P softdrink label.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"World Famous In New Zealand"
-L&P softdrink label.

Almost. It's actually "World famous in New Zealand since ages ago."

And now, a quote.

"Man's constitution is so peculiar that his health is purely a negative matter. No sooner is the rage of hunger appeased than it becomes difficult to comprehend the meaning of starvation. It is only when you suffer that you really understand"
-Jules Verne

 

[Labyrinth]

Almost. It's actually "World famous in New Zealand since ages ago.

Really? Has it been changed? I can't remember it being that, but I haven't had L&P in years.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Almost. It's actually "World famous in New Zealand since ages ago.

Really? Has it been changed? I can't remember it being that, but I haven't had L&P in years.

Well here's a video of a recent ad that I watched to make sure wasn't mistaken before the previous post. I'm pretty sure the voice of the advertiser is the deep voiced guy from Flight of the Conchords.

And now, a fitting quote:

Murray: I've told you. When you are in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend. Past or present.
Jemaine: Yes, well, thanks for that.
Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on.
Jemaine: Ok, I see.
Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.
Bret: Rumours
Murray: No. No, it's all true.

(Psst. Rumours is the name of a Fleetwood Mac album, it's somewhat important for the joke that you know that.)

 

[DoW Lowen]

"I love this moment so much I'd have sex with it"

Wonder if anyone can guess where that is from.