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Labyrinth

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The Iron Ninja said:
Well here's a video of a recent ad that I watched to make sure wasn't mistaken before the previous post. I'm pretty sure the voice of the advertiser is the deep voiced guy from Flight of the Concords.

Curious..

And back on topic:

"A facial is not made acceptable by "Boom Headshot"."
 

rottenbutter

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"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
?Magic: The Gathering flavor text for Sizzle [http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer/CardDetails.aspx?&id=45358]

I recently discovered this quote thanks to TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlayingWithFire] and I absolutely love it.
 

Vim-Hogar

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Labyrinth said:
"World Famous In New Zealand"
-L&P softdrink label.
Reminds me of the World Famous Airport Motor Mile. You know, all those car dealerships down by the Knoxville airport... you haven't heard of it? That's strange; all the commercials say it's world famous...

Oh, and so long as I'm here, have a quote:

"Every time I look at you, I get the fierce desire to be lonesome." - Oscar Levant
 

MattKirby

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"I put the F in stupid."

"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who look at the next month on their calendar, and those who don't."
-Indirect quote 'Watchmen'
 

Vim-Hogar

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Bertruam said:
"Surely you cant be serious?"
"I am serious... And dont call me Shirley!"

Airplane
Dude, you totally just ruined that quote. :p

Oh, yeah, I totally need to get around to seeing that movie some day; it's been on my list of movies to see for ages.
 

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"I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE!!!" (from There Will BE Blood)
"Supreme executive power should come from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ritual!" (Dennis the Peasant)
"I mean if I went 'round sayin' I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
I'm sure Firefly has been quoted to hell and back in here, but some of my favourites (that I can remember at the moment):

"Because they think they can make men better. And I don't hold to that. I aim to misbehave."

"Well, looks like we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us, Zoe?"
"Big Damn Heroes, sir.
"Ain't we just."
And right after that...
"*crazy babble*"
"Yeah, but she's our witch. So cut her down."

"Also I can kill you with my brain."

"You think you're better'n everyone."
"Just the people I'm better than."


And there are more, of course. The entire series is basically what would happen if awesome were to be distilled into audio/visual form.
I've started telling the new people where I work "Do you understand the chain of command here? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who's in charge."
Now more people say it.
 

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"Give a man a fish and he'll have a meal, give a man a fishing pole, see where I'm going with this? Yeah, give a man a fishing pole and he'll poke your eye out." - Fable 2
 

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Fought and fell for our great king
we burned alive and boiled
The dragon, red and wrathful calls
We rise and march once more.
Cursed in death, we starve for flesh
Our skin is cooked and curled
We'll eat our kin and smash them in
In Hell, we'll grind their bones.
 

Labyrinth

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The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful..
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood


The Dead Flag Blues - Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
 

Blind0bserver

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When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down tracks in the opposite direction, but that only works if the bad guys find the trail and believe it's for real, which means selling it. You need to put on a little show, make them feel clever. When you make somebody work to get a piece of information they'll believe it that much more because it's hard to get.

- Michael Weston, Burn Notice
 

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Death is simply one of life's inevitability's, I merely hasten it's arrival.

"Hope is a fragile thing. Nobody should get their hopes up too high. The reason: When it breaks, the higher your hope, the harder you fall."
-Me

"Pain, death, suffering. It's all apart of life. Get used to it."
-Me

I was quite the emo kid when I was a teenager =P
 

Dr. UBAR

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berethond said:
Dr. UBAR said:
"Sorry Dokes, nobody mourns the wicked"

DEXTER Season 2
Why, thank you for that wonderful reminder of The Worst Musical Ever. I love you so much.
What? Dexter isn't a musical, did everyone start a new joke or something?
 

Labyrinth

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"The best thing in the world is a cynic's hopeful pessimism. As such, I expect everything to go to shit. I can see it happening with painful regularity. If it does go as I expect, I have the smug satisfaction of "I told you so". If it doesn't, I get a pleasant surprise. Win-win situation."
-Tess LaCoil