Greatest Quotes Ever

[Specter_]

I can resist everything except temptation.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood.

And my alltimefavorite:

There is no sin except stupidity.

 

[Jharry5]

Can't remember who said it, but this one:

'We learn from history that we learn nothing from it'

(I might've got it a bit wrong, but you get the general idea...)

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"PANCAKES!"
-that kid from Cabin Fever.

 

[Cactuar213]

"FALCON PUNCH!!!!"-Captian Falcon

"Sombody send us up the bomb"- Operator

"All your base are belong to us"- Cats

This one is my favorite: "Stay golden, Ponyboy"- Johnny Cade, The Outsiders

 

[Resistance205]

"Rum. Helping white men dance since 1874"

Some random sign I saw when i was over in New Zealand, the date is probobly wrong though.

"So without further ado. Go Team Retard!"

Obvious what that one is from

"Dont piss of an aligator untill you have crossed the river"

Can't remember what that one is from.

 

[patronscorn_v1legacy]

I don't have time to read trough every post to find out if it's been said or not, but I'm sure it's been said anyway.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
"I got balls of steel!"
Duke Nukem.

Everything from Portal and some of Baird from Gears of war's sentences

 

[Colonel Rosso]

The Spartans do not ask how many but where they are - Agis II of Sparta

Timidi mater non flet (A coward's mother does not weep) - Latin proverb

I have brought you to the revel, now dance if you can! - William Wallace rallying his men before the Battle of Falkirk

 

[Bowl Full]

"Thou shalt see me again at Phillipi."
Translation: Your ass is mine Brutus.

 

[Specter_]

I can resist everything except temptation.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood.

And my alltimefavorite:

There is no sin except stupidity.

<3

I told you you'd like how my mind works

 

[tofutiles]

"The only things that don't change are the things that were never there."-Me

 

[Colonel Rosso]

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"Thou shalt see me again at Phillipi."
Translation: Your ass is mine Brutus.
Bowl Full
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lawlz!

And in a gutless act of political correctness, "Pizza Day" will now be known as "Italian-American Sauced Bread Day".
Principal Skinner

 

[Swenglish]

"I love this moment so much I'd have sex with it"

Wonder if anyone can guess where that is from.

Easy: Dr. Cox in the third(?) season of Scrubs.

 

[Specter_]

<3

I told you you'd like how my mind works

Holy shit it's you.
I KNEW THAT AVATAR WAS FAMILIAR
KNEW IT

I'm stalking you...

New quote:

It's best to quote the comedy of others than to try and come up with your own and realize you are about as humorous as genocide.

 

[Specter_]

<3

I told you you'd like how my mind works

Holy shit it's you.
I KNEW THAT AVATAR WAS FAMILIAR
KNEW IT

I'm stalking you...

New quote:

It's best to quote the comedy of others than to try and come up with your own and realize you are about as humorous as genocide.

What if it was clown genocide? Is it hilarious then?

Only if the Clowns are the ones commiting it.

 

[dalek sec]

*Lee Adama has just thrown a grenade towards the marines guarding the Cylon Prisoners, allowing him and Kara Thrace to kill them, after which Kara takes cover and Lee looks at her both amused and pleased with himself.*

Lee Adama: *Walking forward and picking up the Grenade.* I never pulled the pin.

Kara Thrace: Ok, that is not funny.

Lee Adama: It would have been if you had thought of it.

Kara Thrace: No, still not funny.