"Every man lives for something, only the strong can die for something" My grandpa concerning the army
Greatest Quotes Ever
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rop me in the middle of the Gobi desert, bury me in a cave on the moon, and my mother will still find a way to call me and ask for a favor.
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: That's right.
Narrator: What, like in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid...
[Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head]
Tyler Durden: ************! You hit me in the ear!
Great movie...
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: That's right.
Narrator: What, like in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid...
[Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head]
Tyler Durden: ************! You hit me in the ear!
Great movie...
All the legendary Jeff Murdock:
'I can't turn off the naked people!'
'Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own.'
'Oh, wouldn?t that be great...being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals. And you've got four breasts! Two guest breasts. And two to take home afterward.'
'Sex can be very stressful for men. You judge us on technique, sensitivity, stamina...we're just happy if you're naked...half naked...one breast...'
'I can't turn off the naked people!'
'Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own.'
'Oh, wouldn?t that be great...being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals. And you've got four breasts! Two guest breasts. And two to take home afterward.'
'Sex can be very stressful for men. You judge us on technique, sensitivity, stamina...we're just happy if you're naked...half naked...one breast...'
"I like my women like my coffee...I want it to make me scream when I put my dick into it"
-My Dishwasher
-My Dishwasher
Choose Life. Choose a career. Choose a family. Chooses a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage payments. Choose a starter home, choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on higher purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch and watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food in your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life.
-Trainspotting
-Trainspotting
"Americans, for the most part, are blissfully unaware of the big red-white-and-blue dick being shoved into their ass on a daily basis" -George Carlin
"So, I didn't kill myself?"LilMissEvil said:
"No. You're a pimp"
"Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide. "
Most awsome movie ever, everyone should have to watch it.
I can verify Mark Twain. Read it in a book. He wasn't the biggest genius when it came to money.Gormourn said:
Roy (Chris O'Dowd): [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss (Richard Ayoade): Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
-The IT Crowd
I think it was actually "I drank WHAT?!"monodiabloloco said:
Socrates and Operation Ivy!jsd379 said:
"I bent my Wookiee"
--Ralphie Wiggum
and just about EVERYTHING Mark Twain ever said, but this is one of my many favorites:
?Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel... And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for 'The Universal Brotherhood of Man' - with his mouth.?
EDIT: Forgot about the man himself, the rock god that is Henry Rollins musing on what it would be like to be bi-sexual:
"How cool would that be? Can you imagine that? To walk into a room, and just go 'Mmmm...alright!'"
"I will smash your skull like a clam on my tummy"
"These humans are idiots. They cut down trees to make tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat off"
- The sea otters from South Park
"These humans are idiots. They cut down trees to make tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat off"
- The sea otters from South Park
"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
The Bhagavad Gita, also quoted by Frank Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb
The Bhagavad Gita, also quoted by Frank Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb
