Greatest Quotes Ever
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I f*cking LOVED that game.swytchblayd said:Amen to thatRiyka said:
"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it by reducing it to the question:
'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?'" -a quirky little booklet of office-related wit-doms
"Now where was I... aaaah yes, the Bard was making an ass of himself..." -Narrator, The Bard's Tale
"Ah sweet photons, I don't know if you're waves or particles but you go down smooth" - Bender
"If we can just hit the bullseye the rest of dominoes will fall like a house of cards, Checkmate!" - Zapp Brannigan
this, for me, is a truly great quote, minus the parts about God anyway, no matter, the point it makes almost inspires me every time I read it or hear it
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Marianne Williamson
"If we can just hit the bullseye the rest of dominoes will fall like a house of cards, Checkmate!" - Zapp Brannigan
this, for me, is a truly great quote, minus the parts about God anyway, no matter, the point it makes almost inspires me every time I read it or hear it
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Marianne Williamson
Francis: I'm not gonna let these goddamn vampire-
Bill:They're zombies, Francis.
Francis:Shuttup!
Francis:I hate stairs.
Bill
amn Straight.
"Sure I have a boat. It's a magic boat that will take you into....the future. No really! You get on on this side of the river, and when it reaches the far bank, it will be in the fuuutuuure!. Be very careful now. I had these docks built from good hickory wood. And you know, when it rains, it gets to be a very slippery hickory dock!"-Some drunken goblin-thing.
Bill:They're zombies, Francis.
Francis:Shuttup!
Francis:I hate stairs.
Bill
amn Straight."Sure I have a boat. It's a magic boat that will take you into....the future. No really! You get on on this side of the river, and when it reaches the far bank, it will be in the fuuutuuure!. Be very careful now. I had these docks built from good hickory wood. And you know, when it rains, it gets to be a very slippery hickory dock!"-Some drunken goblin-thing.
"To copy one source is plaguarism. To copy many is research". - I don't know who, but it gets a laugh in the student union bar.
Mankind could hold the universe in the palm of his hand if only he could first unclench his fist-Dark Reign
"The strongest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter"-Winston Churchill.
From "Who's Line is it Anyway" scenes from a hat first lines of the worst poem ever. "When I was drunk you were beautiful."-Wayne Brady.
"The strongest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter"-Winston Churchill.
From "Who's Line is it Anyway" scenes from a hat first lines of the worst poem ever. "When I was drunk you were beautiful."-Wayne Brady.
oh shit sorry wasent quite payin attenchin to that because i had to look up the song lyrics to spell his name
"Run you mouth, when im not around, it's easy to achieve, one step from lashin out at you."
-Pantera
Re- Spect- Walk.
- also Pantera
-Pantera
Re- Spect- Walk.
- also Pantera
He's talking about you not being an idiot. No wait, that's a bit harsh...Angus Young said:
He's talking about how you're not supposed to double post. If you have more to say but no one else has said anything, just edit your current post with the handy "EDIT" button right over there -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------V
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"- Benjamin Franklin
From Starcraft
Hey Sarge, why we always got to listen to this shit for anyway?
- Cause I'm in charge, that's why.
- Oh that don't seem like no good kind of reason to me,
you ain't the boss of me anyway...hey what's that?
- Hood ornament in a second.
- Steam roller!
- Looks like you mashed some poor fella's dog, Sarge.
- It's a Zergling, Lester...smaller type of Zerg...
- He wouldn't be out this far unless, Oh Shit.
- I love you Sarge...
I had to. xD
Hey Sarge, why we always got to listen to this shit for anyway?
- Cause I'm in charge, that's why.
- Oh that don't seem like no good kind of reason to me,
you ain't the boss of me anyway...hey what's that?
- Hood ornament in a second.
- Steam roller!
- Looks like you mashed some poor fella's dog, Sarge.
- It's a Zergling, Lester...smaller type of Zerg...
- He wouldn't be out this far unless, Oh Shit.
- I love you Sarge...
I had to. xD
Deep apologies if anyone posted this already, but it's good enough to be here more than once. I'm a Christian and I still think this is one of the more incredible things I've ever read.
"Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion, bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no sane pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.
Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, doctor?"
-Rorschach, Watchmen
"Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion, bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no sane pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.
Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, doctor?"
-Rorschach, Watchmen
"The only proof of intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't contacted us yet."
-Calvin, Calvin an Hobbes
"You say that video games cause violence? I guess they do. Do you know what else causes violence? Religion. Religion has killed more people than video games ever could. Hell, more people die a day from religion than from video games. Do you know what? The world would be a better place without religion. That's why I'm atheist."
-Me, Responding to a parent's friend about how I play too many video games, and that eventually I will go and kill people because of them
-Calvin, Calvin an Hobbes
"You say that video games cause violence? I guess they do. Do you know what else causes violence? Religion. Religion has killed more people than video games ever could. Hell, more people die a day from religion than from video games. Do you know what? The world would be a better place without religion. That's why I'm atheist."
-Me, Responding to a parent's friend about how I play too many video games, and that eventually I will go and kill people because of them
