Greatest Quotes Ever
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Whoever said "Money Can't buy happiness" never got divorced - Bench Seat
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Church, Women are like voltron, the more yo hook up the better it gets! - Tucker RvB
also
There is a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day. - Church RvB
Whoever said "Money Can't buy happiness" never got divorced - Bench Seat
and
Church, Women are like voltron, the more yo hook up the better it gets! - Tucker RvB
also
There is a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day. - Church RvB
"Fine! I am the messiah! Now, FUCK OFF!"
"...How shall we fuck off, oh lord?" - Monty Python's Life of Brian.
"Ford stood up. "We're safe," he said.
"Oh good," said Arthur.
"We're in a small galley cabin," said Ford, "in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet."
"Ah," said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of.""
Pretty much anything by Douglas Adams.
"...How shall we fuck off, oh lord?" - Monty Python's Life of Brian.
"Ford stood up. "We're safe," he said.
"Oh good," said Arthur.
"We're in a small galley cabin," said Ford, "in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet."
"Ah," said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of.""
Pretty much anything by Douglas Adams.
May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.
So long my friends and thank you for teaching me to kill again.
I like shooting it makes me feel better.
Wyl E. Coyote could come up with a better plan than that.
Unique is always valuable
I left my bomb on the elevator.
And many more all from Farscape.
So long my friends and thank you for teaching me to kill again.
I like shooting it makes me feel better.
Wyl E. Coyote could come up with a better plan than that.
Unique is always valuable
I left my bomb on the elevator.
And many more all from Farscape.
Friend: "I wonder what 69 times 666 is."
Me: "I'll go get a calculator."
Friend: "No, I've got one. 45954."
Me" What's that? Demonic Oral Sex?"
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
Me: "I'll go get a calculator."
Friend: "No, I've got one. 45954."
Me" What's that? Demonic Oral Sex?"
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
I know what youre thinking, did he fire 6 shots or only 5, well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement i kinda lost count myself, but this being a 44. magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky? Well do ya? Punk!
Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry
I love rvb.YellowZealot said:
"Bow chicka bow wow" tucker
"I see some walls and some ceilings... No wait! one ceiling"-caboose
"My name is Micheal J. Caboose and I hate babies!"
"I hate them. I hate them for what they are, and what they will become. But most of all I hate them because they are incapable of good, honest human hatred."
"Come take them." - Response to "Leave your weapons on the ground."
"NUTS!" - The Bloody Battered Bastards of the Bastion of Bastogne
"Who dares wins."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. " - Abe Lincoln
"Non illigitimati carborundum!"
"Anna, did you know our prodigy has a menacing affinity for Piccassiod forms?" - Jacob Kahn
"So how many people does a guy have to kill in the caves of Tibet to get into to Yale?"
"Arm the bastards, and they might win us a few systems in between stanzas."
"I have not yet begun to fight!" - John Paul Jones
"Through suffering comes wisdom" - Aeschylus
"Pacify the insurgency with decisive force while minimizing casualties to both sides as to not strengthen the insurgent movement, ensuring that no non-combatants are killed, and that all combatants posing as noncombatants are killed with extreme prejudice while winning popular support amoung the various religious factions who see your very drawing of breath a grevious sin against their god. Do not offend the locals, who fear technology and believe that women should be submissive. Leading you is Tanya, who should be flying in on her jetpack any moment now." - David Wong
"Dear god. Poor Lazlo... the finest mind of his generation... come to such an end!"
"Damn the torpedoes! Four bells. Captain Drayton, go ahead! Jouett, full speed!" - Captain David Farragut
"Come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove" - Christopher Marlowe
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelly
"So that I may learn it, and then die." - Solon
(On a list)
- Pigs with body armor
- Pigs w/o body armor
"Base 8 is just like base 10... if you're missing two fingers."
- Tom Lehr
"Come take them." - Response to "Leave your weapons on the ground."
"NUTS!" - The Bloody Battered Bastards of the Bastion of Bastogne
"Who dares wins."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. " - Abe Lincoln
"Non illigitimati carborundum!"
"Anna, did you know our prodigy has a menacing affinity for Piccassiod forms?" - Jacob Kahn
"So how many people does a guy have to kill in the caves of Tibet to get into to Yale?"
"Arm the bastards, and they might win us a few systems in between stanzas."
"I have not yet begun to fight!" - John Paul Jones
"Through suffering comes wisdom" - Aeschylus
"Pacify the insurgency with decisive force while minimizing casualties to both sides as to not strengthen the insurgent movement, ensuring that no non-combatants are killed, and that all combatants posing as noncombatants are killed with extreme prejudice while winning popular support amoung the various religious factions who see your very drawing of breath a grevious sin against their god. Do not offend the locals, who fear technology and believe that women should be submissive. Leading you is Tanya, who should be flying in on her jetpack any moment now." - David Wong
"Dear god. Poor Lazlo... the finest mind of his generation... come to such an end!"
"Damn the torpedoes! Four bells. Captain Drayton, go ahead! Jouett, full speed!" - Captain David Farragut
"Come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove" - Christopher Marlowe
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelly
"So that I may learn it, and then die." - Solon
(On a list)
- Pigs with body armor
- Pigs w/o body armor
"Base 8 is just like base 10... if you're missing two fingers."
- Tom Lehr
