Greatest Quotes Ever
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Starships Troopers (the first movie)
"I thought we finished with Planet "P"",
"No, we have to go back to "P""
It like bathroom humor while trying to be serious haha
"I thought we finished with Planet "P"",
"No, we have to go back to "P""
It like bathroom humor while trying to be serious haha
H'okay this one has probably already been put on, but oh well, I love it lots and lots:
"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistags(?) boobies, nipples, jugs, jubblies, Stonking Great TITS!"- Yahtzee (Tomb Raider Review)
Several from 'The IT Crowd'
Roy: We don't need no education...
Moss: Yes you do, you've just used a double negetive!
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Jen: With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type 'Google', into Google, you can break the internet, so please, no one try it, even for a joke.
I have more but they seem to have escaped my brain for now....
"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistags(?) boobies, nipples, jugs, jubblies, Stonking Great TITS!"- Yahtzee (Tomb Raider Review)
Several from 'The IT Crowd'
Roy: We don't need no education...
Moss: Yes you do, you've just used a double negetive!
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Jen: With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type 'Google', into Google, you can break the internet, so please, no one try it, even for a joke.
I have more but they seem to have escaped my brain for now....
Gibbs: Come on, DiNozzo. We've got problems - someone's trying to kill us again.
Abby: (raises hands as if in prayer) For a second, I lost my faith in... But now I know, that forensics was just testing me. And I will rise up, and I will find the man that did this to Tony, and I will crucify him!
God I love this show.
Abby: (raises hands as if in prayer) For a second, I lost my faith in... But now I know, that forensics was just testing me. And I will rise up, and I will find the man that did this to Tony, and I will crucify him!
God I love this show.
Tony: (To Ziva) Every time I bring a date home, my neighbor complains about the noise.
Ziva: What... her shouting 'no means no!'? Actually I have the same problem.
Tony: Oh do you?
Ziva: (To Tony) I'm what you Americans call a 'screamer'.
Ziva: What... her shouting 'no means no!'? Actually I have the same problem.
Tony: Oh do you?
Ziva: (To Tony) I'm what you Americans call a 'screamer'.
Best quote ever has to be:
Mrs. Braddock - 'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.'
Winston Churchill - 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.
probably not the exact words, as there are so many versions of that conversation everywhere, but definatly the best thing ever said, espcially by prime minister.
Mrs. Braddock - 'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.'
Winston Churchill - 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.
probably not the exact words, as there are so many versions of that conversation everywhere, but definatly the best thing ever said, espcially by prime minister.
Jack: You people had therapists?
Juliet: It's very stressful being an Other, Jack.
Locke: The Man from Tallahassee? Was that some kind of code?
Ben: No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there's a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should.
-LOST (TV series)
Juliet: It's very stressful being an Other, Jack.
Locke: The Man from Tallahassee? Was that some kind of code?
Ben: No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there's a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should.
-LOST (TV series)
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
*EDIT: why the hell did i put Random Quotes up there 
that was stupid...*
Oh... where to begin...
"Escape from Techno Hell!"
"No. *shoots alien that just teleported in*"
"SUCK ON THIS, YOU JUMPING BOOGERS!"
"'Sup fool."
"Look! A jack-in-the-box!"
"OK! That's it! Its official: all aliens are bastards... Especially you!" *points gun at a dead Vortigon*
"I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, ordering you to open this door!"
"NO, NOT YOU!! YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET!!"
"Come on! Hit it! Hit it with a stick!!"
"Programmers..."
"Oh my god... this is crazy in a box with a side order of fries..."
-disconjointed, random quotes from the Freeman's Mind webisode series
"Follow the screams." -Ian Malcolm, Lost World: Jurassic Park
"Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." -Airplane!
"You know what the difference between a bull and a show band is? With the bull, the asshole's usually in the back." -My dad, quoting one of his friends from a long time ago
"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must bear the deepest wounds and scars of war." -Douglas MacArthur
"Veni, vidi, vomiti; I came, I saw, I ralphed." -Harold, one episode of The Red Green Show
"Its not a bunny suit!" -Arthur, The Tick
"This can only end in pain, agony, and suffering. I love it!" -me ^-^
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." -unknown
"Yeah, and our modern interpretation: Hell hath no fury like a pissed b****!" -a friend
"I... have had... enough... of YOU!" -James Tiberius Kirk to a certain Klingon, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"Silence is golden, but staring silently at a friend for untold minutes on end for no apparent reason but to creep them out... that's priceless." -me
"f1r57!!!11!1!!1!1" -idiots on Youtube
"HURRY!~! HIDE TEH NYQUIL!! MOMMA'S ON!" -weird-ass friends in an MMO
"Wait a minute... we have no flamethrowers. The Army has flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the Army." -early George Carlin
"Inconceivable!" "You know, I don't think that word means what you think it means..." -Vizzini and Inigo, The Princess Bride
Not exactly a quote, but funny nevertheless: "For a disturbing image, flip disk over" -on the front of the disk on a copy of
That, and The Beer Song, also from The Bard's Tale... classic sing-a-long material.
By the way, tell me if this has happened to you before, but after a good, long session of Eternal Darkness last week Sunday, I started seeing the numbers 333 everywhere, especially on clocks x-x it creeped the hell out of me... even more than that first ghost from Fatal Frame II (which is, for the record, what I consider to be one of the scariest games of all time).
that was stupid...*Oh... where to begin...
"Escape from Techno Hell!"
"No. *shoots alien that just teleported in*"
"SUCK ON THIS, YOU JUMPING BOOGERS!"
"'Sup fool."
"Look! A jack-in-the-box!"
"OK! That's it! Its official: all aliens are bastards... Especially you!" *points gun at a dead Vortigon*
"I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, ordering you to open this door!"
"NO, NOT YOU!! YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET!!"
"Come on! Hit it! Hit it with a stick!!"
"Programmers..."
"Oh my god... this is crazy in a box with a side order of fries..."
-disconjointed, random quotes from the Freeman's Mind webisode series
"Follow the screams." -Ian Malcolm, Lost World: Jurassic Park
"Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." -Airplane!
"You know what the difference between a bull and a show band is? With the bull, the asshole's usually in the back." -My dad, quoting one of his friends from a long time ago
"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must bear the deepest wounds and scars of war." -Douglas MacArthur
"Veni, vidi, vomiti; I came, I saw, I ralphed." -Harold, one episode of The Red Green Show
"Its not a bunny suit!" -Arthur, The Tick
"This can only end in pain, agony, and suffering. I love it!" -me ^-^
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." -unknown
"Yeah, and our modern interpretation: Hell hath no fury like a pissed b****!" -a friend
"I... have had... enough... of YOU!" -James Tiberius Kirk to a certain Klingon, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"Silence is golden, but staring silently at a friend for untold minutes on end for no apparent reason but to creep them out... that's priceless." -me
"f1r57!!!11!1!!1!1" -idiots on Youtube
"HURRY!~! HIDE TEH NYQUIL!! MOMMA'S ON!" -weird-ass friends in an MMO
"Wait a minute... we have no flamethrowers. The Army has flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the Army." -early George Carlin
"Inconceivable!" "You know, I don't think that word means what you think it means..." -Vizzini and Inigo, The Princess Bride
Not exactly a quote, but funny nevertheless: "For a disturbing image, flip disk over" -on the front of the disk on a copy of
That, and The Beer Song, also from The Bard's Tale... classic sing-a-long material.
By the way, tell me if this has happened to you before, but after a good, long session of Eternal Darkness last week Sunday, I started seeing the numbers 333 everywhere, especially on clocks x-x it creeped the hell out of me... even more than that first ghost from Fatal Frame II (which is, for the record, what I consider to be one of the scariest games of all time).
"Delta Squad is in your house, B1tch! You hear that sh1t?! You grubby-ass B1tches are goin' down! Like way down--dead down... so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skanky-ass queen! Oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us! F***you! We gonna whup your momma's ass! Woo!" -Cole
As well as Dizzy's quote..i could leave this one out honestly when i heard this i was totally off guard.
"Its as dark as a rats ass in here, let me light betties titties up" -Dizzy
As well as Dizzy's quote..i could leave this one out honestly when i heard this i was totally off guard.
"Its as dark as a rats ass in here, let me light betties titties up" -Dizzy