Greatest Quotes Ever
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I know I just saw it on COD4 but
"when the pin is pulled mr. grenade is not our friend."
U.S army field manual.
"when the pin is pulled mr. grenade is not our friend."
U.S army field manual.
"Love is giving someone the power to hurt you terribly and hoping they don't." - From some random image I saw a while ago on the intertubes.
"The smart man knows a bandage only hides his wounds." - First Aid Bobblehead, Fallout 3
"A sin takes on new and real terrors when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out." - Mark Twain
"A person who cannot live in society, or does not need to because he is self-sufficient, is either a beast or a god." - Aristotle
"A sin takes on new and real terrors when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out." - Mark Twain
"A person who cannot live in society, or does not need to because he is self-sufficient, is either a beast or a god." - Aristotle
Now you see lonestar, evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb.
-Dark Helmet (space balls)
-Dark Helmet (space balls)
"I want to die peacefully - in my sleep, like grandpa... Not screaming like the people in his car..."
i have no idea where from but i love it.
i have no idea where from but i love it.
Is this still going? I mean really? Wow. I need a drink or something for this. This has gone on for nearly an entire year. You guys rock.
Keep up the quotes. And if the door's-a-rocken' then don't come a knocken'. Or something to that value.
Keep up the quotes. And if the door's-a-rocken' then don't come a knocken'. Or something to that value.
"I'm not crazy OK, I'm totally, completely, sane... now if you'll excuse me i need to go blow up this dead body" -red vs blue reconstruction, it is fucking awesome
as church lays dying: "tucker... tucker" "Church, it's going to be ok man" "no, I.. I'm not gona make it... tucker, there's something I need to tell you" "what is it?" "I just want you to know, i always hated you, i always hated you the most" "yeh, i know you did, now hurry up and die you prick" -red vs blue
"...some even took drastic steps", "like shooting their partner in the head drastic", "I told you, she shot me in the back first","and we believe you, even though we don't think shooting a friend in the back occasionally, is that big of a deal." -red vs blue reconstruction.
"Let's put a smile in that face" -the dark knight
as church lays dying: "tucker... tucker" "Church, it's going to be ok man" "no, I.. I'm not gona make it... tucker, there's something I need to tell you" "what is it?" "I just want you to know, i always hated you, i always hated you the most" "yeh, i know you did, now hurry up and die you prick" -red vs blue
"...some even took drastic steps", "like shooting their partner in the head drastic", "I told you, she shot me in the back first","and we believe you, even though we don't think shooting a friend in the back occasionally, is that big of a deal." -red vs blue reconstruction.
"Let's put a smile in that face" -the dark knight
Private Baldrick: No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?
Captain Blackadder: Do you mean "How did the war start?"
Lieutenant George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building.
Captain Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.
Lieutenant George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not.
[aside, to Baldrick]
Lieutenant George: Mad as a bicycle!
Private Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
Captain Blackadder: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.
Private Baldrick: Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.
Lieutenant George: By Gum, this is interesting. I always loved history. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six knives, all that.
Captain Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.
Private Baldrick: But, this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?
Captain Blackadder: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
Private Baldrick: What was that, sir?
Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
Captain Blackadder: Do you mean "How did the war start?"
Lieutenant George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building.
Captain Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.
Lieutenant George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not.
[aside, to Baldrick]
Lieutenant George: Mad as a bicycle!
Private Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
Captain Blackadder: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.
Private Baldrick: Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.
Lieutenant George: By Gum, this is interesting. I always loved history. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six knives, all that.
Captain Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.
Private Baldrick: But, this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?
Captain Blackadder: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
Private Baldrick: What was that, sir?
Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
