Greatest Quotes Ever
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
- Terry Pratchett
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
- Terry Pratchett
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Oscar Wilde - "As long as war is looked upon as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked on as vulgar, it will cease to be popular."
Thomas Vian - "The day when nobody comes back from a war it will be because the war has at last been properly organized."
Bertrand Russell - "War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
Martin Luther King, Jr. - "War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrow."
Jimmy Carter - "Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease."
Thomas Vian - "The day when nobody comes back from a war it will be because the war has at last been properly organized."
Bertrand Russell - "War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
Martin Luther King, Jr. - "War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrow."
Jimmy Carter - "Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease."
Trent Redman - "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Thomas Fuller - "If an ass goes traveling he will not come home a horse."
George Herbert - "The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one."
Monty Python - "A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ? Now did the Lord say, ?First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Thomas Fuller - "If an ass goes traveling he will not come home a horse."
George Herbert - "The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one."
Monty Python - "A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ? Now did the Lord say, ?First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"memories lost in time like tears in the rain"
"for those who understand no explanation is necesary. For those who don;t, none is possable"
"for those who understand no explanation is necesary. For those who don;t, none is possable"
- "You are drunk Sir" she said, so he replied "Yes I am... and you madam are ugly, the difference is that I shall not be drunk tomorrow morning. -winston Churchill-
- God gave man a penis and a Brain, sadly he didn't see fit to give us enough blood to use both simultaneously. -Robin Williams-
- If You can't Dazzle Them With Genius, Baffle Them With Bullshit. -The Hell Do I Know-
- God gave man a penis and a Brain, sadly he didn't see fit to give us enough blood to use both simultaneously. -Robin Williams-
- If You can't Dazzle Them With Genius, Baffle Them With Bullshit. -The Hell Do I Know-
Greatest quote from the greatest movie, "Pulp Fiction":
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Even if it is not exactly, word for word, the passage frem the Bible, it is awesome none the less.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Even if it is not exactly, word for word, the passage frem the Bible, it is awesome none the less.
This quote may as well become someone's motto because that quote appears on at least every second page of this thread.LordSnakeEyes said:
Pretty much everything Minsc says in the Baldur's Gate series.
"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!"
"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
"Live by the sword, live a good long time!"
"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!"
"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
"Live by the sword, live a good long time!"
When the first atomic bomb was detonated, and right after Openheimer said his famous qoute about being 'Death, destroyer of worlds' one of his fellow scientists turned to him in reply and said...
"And now we're all sons of bitches"
I love that qoute, and I love it simply because this guy said it all. He summed up the immense weight of their actions and the impact it would have on the world, and all after seeing the first atom bomb go off.
"And now we're all sons of bitches"
I love that qoute, and I love it simply because this guy said it all. He summed up the immense weight of their actions and the impact it would have on the world, and all after seeing the first atom bomb go off.