Greatest Quotes Ever

[captainwillies]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

I think it?s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

If it?s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I?d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven?t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it?ll work.

People who say they don?t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don?t care what people think.

The reason I talk to myself is that I?m the only one whose answers I accept.

When you?re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you?re born in America, you get a front row seat.

 

[molester jester]

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army.

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.

10 points and cookie to anybody who can name where i got these quotes from

I don't know exactly where the first one came from, but I know I've seen it before

Yeah, The wheel of Time. Mat Cathoun. (I'm in the middle of reading the books for the first time *glee*)

That makes me think of Poe, and the Raven, but the poem doesn't seem right...

1st one is from black books and the 3rd is from the last bit of the Raven, hope youre enjoying the wheel of time series .

 

[02cfranklin]

There is no way I'm reading all 47 pages... but if there isn't at least 50 Monty Python quotes and 10 Yahtzee quotes then I'm gonna have to start cracking skulls....

 

[minignu]

Probably already said, but bears repeating:

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

- Winston Churchill

 

[Sindre1]

There is no way I'm reading all 47 pages... but if there isn't at least 50 Monty Python quotes and 10 Yahtzee quotes then I'm gonna have to start cracking skulls....

- 02cfranklin

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Yup, thats the best quote ever

 

[lenin_117]

Holy christ, over a hundred thousand views! Chances are, in 47 pages, that all the good ones are gone. But, here's one anyway:

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

[Labyrinth]

"Congratulations Purps on your shiny new badge!"
-Tess LaCoil

 

[Fingerprint]

Almost anything said by Hunter S Thompson...

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

?Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'?

Quoted, i imagine, for entirely different reasons than the original poster of said quote.(see: absurd, stupid, wrong)

Nothing has ever made me want to punch a republican so hard in my life. As this is undeniably a good thing, this quote is now one of my favorites.

And for every post that wishes to disagree, i will punch another republican, so please, tell me i'm wrong...

And why do you want to punch republicans because of this?

 

[Uszi]

My favorite movie Quote comes from Ongbak, where the main villain says:

"Remember, I am God. Now dispose of them, and meet me back in the cave!"

It was rediculous.

Close contenders:
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "

 

[Doomdiver]

"We are not countries,
we are not nations,
we are not religions,
we are not gods,
we are not weapons,
we are not ammunition,
we are not killers.
We will not be tools."
Anti Flag - Anatomy of the enemy (I think I got all that right.)

"Remember those who died for their country, not just in war but also in protest. Remember the true patriots." - Me (often misinterpretted for what I mean but there we go!)

 

[Eatbrainz]

"Save that guy for later"-Beetlejuice

 

[J-Man]

"all in the game"

-Traditional
Baltimore

 

[Xender90]

"Thank you for helping us, help you, help use all." ~Portal

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79." ~Douglas Adams

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." ~Douglas Adams

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." Thomas Jefferson

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." ~Sir Winston Churchill

I also like Kreeft but I don't remember any of his quotes now.

 

[Ghost]

I know not what weapons world war three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones

-Einstein

 

[veryboringfact]

?Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'?

Quoted, i imagine, for entirely different reasons than the original poster of said quote.(see: absurd, stupid, wrong)

Nothing has ever made me want to punch a republican so hard in my life. As this is undeniably a good thing, this quote is now one of my favorites.

And for every post that wishes to disagree, i will punch another republican, so please, tell me i'm wrong...

And why do you want to punch republicans because of this?

because when the capitalist looks at his nice house he thinks "fuck im glad i'm not poor" and tosses 2 cents to a hobo to clear his terribly small conscience. I would punch anyone who honestly believed this quote was valid.

 

[PAGEToap44]

"Never argue with the angry man." - No idea where it came from.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

"Never argue with the angry man." - No idea where it came from.

I prefer this version - "Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

 

[Shadow5]

"Being powerful is like being a woman. If you have to tell people you are, you arn't"

- Margaret Thatcher

 

[quiet_samurai]

Wow has no one has said this first one yet?


"Et tu' Brute?" - Julius Ceaser as writen by Shakespeare.

"I killed your cat *****" Rocko from Boondock Saints.

"Nobody move or the ****** gets it" - Blazing saddles


And one we got at work once


"When a friend has a problem don't rub it in, rub it out." ??????