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From The Office UK.
Can't remember his name: Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?
Gareth: Hm?
David:We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
Gareth: ... Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.
Still can't remember his name: Oh... Um, Tim? Do you have one?
Tim: I'd never thought I'd have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
Can't remember his name: Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?
Gareth: Hm?
David:We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
Gareth: ... Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.
Still can't remember his name: Oh... Um, Tim? Do you have one?
Tim: I'd never thought I'd have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
Moss: *Dialing* 0115?no?0118?no?0118 999 ? 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?
Moss:*sits down in front of the computer* Subject: Fire. "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." no, that's too formal.
"Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."
Moss:*sits down in front of the computer* Subject: Fire. "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." no, that's too formal.
"Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."
From Family Guy.
Peter: "Y'know what else would be helpful Lois? If you shut your vag."
Lois: "What?"
Peter: "What?"
The way it's delivered makes this the funniest thing ever
Peter: "Y'know what else would be helpful Lois? If you shut your vag."
Lois: "What?"
Peter: "What?"
The way it's delivered makes this the funniest thing ever
A few lines from South Park, the world of warcraft episode.
(Cartman and co. are discussing a plan to get, rid of a player whose been bothering them, with one problem, Butter's doesn't have the game.)
Cartman: "Ok everbody cool with the plan"?
Butters: "Er I don't play world of warcraft, I only play hello kitty island adventure".
Cartman: (Sighs) "Butters, go out there and buy world of warcraft, before we all murder you".
(This scene is set in the office of the creators of world of warcraft.
Guy 1: We need to help them, who here has an account.
Guy 2: "I don't have a world of warcraft account I, have a life". (Made me laugh)
Finally the last line and also my favourite one in the episode.
(The workers have brought the sword of a thousand truths to Stan's house only to be met by his father.)
Guy: "Sir quickly we have to get this sword to your son".
Randy: "Or what"?
Guy: "If we don't, your son's character will die"!
Randy: (Shocked) "Oh my god!
Yes am aware those lines weren't perfect but, I can't really remember them that well.
(Cartman and co. are discussing a plan to get, rid of a player whose been bothering them, with one problem, Butter's doesn't have the game.)
Cartman: "Ok everbody cool with the plan"?
Butters: "Er I don't play world of warcraft, I only play hello kitty island adventure".
Cartman: (Sighs) "Butters, go out there and buy world of warcraft, before we all murder you".
(This scene is set in the office of the creators of world of warcraft.
Guy 1: We need to help them, who here has an account.
Guy 2: "I don't have a world of warcraft account I, have a life". (Made me laugh)
Finally the last line and also my favourite one in the episode.
(The workers have brought the sword of a thousand truths to Stan's house only to be met by his father.)
Guy: "Sir quickly we have to get this sword to your son".
Randy: "Or what"?
Guy: "If we don't, your son's character will die"!
Randy: (Shocked) "Oh my god!
Yes am aware those lines weren't perfect but, I can't really remember them that well.
There's a great one from The Big Bang Theory. Backstory: Leonard gave intentionally bad advice to Stewart, and later in the episode, when they're discussing karma, Raj says:
Or alternatively, when Howard's design for the toilet on the space shuttle breaks down:
Or, my personal favourite, when they're discussing going on an expedition to the North Pole with Sheldon:
From Futurama
Zap Brannigan: captain log, we have failed to uphold brannigan's law, but I did make it with a hot alien babe, and isn't that what man has dreamed of since he first looked up at the stars?... Kif, I'm asking you a question
Kif: *Sigh*
Zap Brannigan: captain log, we have failed to uphold brannigan's law, but I did make it with a hot alien babe, and isn't that what man has dreamed of since he first looked up at the stars?... Kif, I'm asking you a question
Kif: *Sigh*
From HIGFNY, in the scandal episode:
"'He made me groan all night' What the hell were you doing, reading the auto-cue?!"
"Just because the newspaper is going down here doesn't mean it's not going away"
"So what you're saying is that it's not true?"
"Elements are true, elements are not true..."
"There's and elephant involved?! Bloody hell!"
And from the IT Crowd
"This, Jen, is the internet"
"Has it been de-magnetised?"
"By Stephen Hawking himself."
"'He made me groan all night' What the hell were you doing, reading the auto-cue?!"
"Just because the newspaper is going down here doesn't mean it's not going away"
"So what you're saying is that it's not true?"
"Elements are true, elements are not true..."
"There's and elephant involved?! Bloody hell!"
And from the IT Crowd
"This, Jen, is the internet"
"Has it been de-magnetised?"
"By Stephen Hawking himself."
Always sunny in Philadelphia - Repetitive shouting of "Salt the snail" at Dennis' and Dee's cousin.
Aw, you didn't capture the beauty of it.Dazza5897922 said:
Kyle's Jewish cousin, also named Kyle, is visiting, and is also every Jewish stereotype possible. Kyle tells Cartman if he doesn't mock Kyle, then he'll give him 40 bucks.
So while in class, Kyle Cousin is failing epically and Mr. Garrison is telling him to focus, and concentrate, while Cartman is beating his head trying to keep from making fun of him. The line above happens, followed by:
Cartman: God damn it! *headdesk*
It's glorious.
From Family Guy when Lois goes to prison.
Lois: I felt like there was a void in my life, a secret hole in me.
Quagmire (in background): Oh God!
Lois: And I was trying to fill that hole with all sorts of expensive objects and things.
Quagmire (in background): Oh God!
Lois: And I felt wonderful with all those objects inside.
Quagmire (in background): Oh GoOoOoOd!
Lois: But I did this to myself, so I'm going to have to lie back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire (in background): That one is also sexual.
Lois: I felt like there was a void in my life, a secret hole in me.
Quagmire (in background): Oh God!
Lois: And I was trying to fill that hole with all sorts of expensive objects and things.
Quagmire (in background): Oh God!
Lois: And I felt wonderful with all those objects inside.
Quagmire (in background): Oh GoOoOoOd!
Lois: But I did this to myself, so I'm going to have to lie back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire (in background): That one is also sexual.
