Holy shit! We're not all gonna die in 2012!

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Miles Tormani

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Traveler 12 said:
Similar to our own, the Mayan calendar is based on celestial events. Our calendar has months for moon cycles and years for solar cycles. But the Mayans went beyond that and included Galactic cycles. The big date in 2012 is the completion of this large cycle, and after that the calendar resets. So one argument is to say that people get all whipped out of shape because the end of this long cycle calendar plays on their fears and insecurities, and their minds start to brainstorm for possible disaster, and they find evidence to support their brainstorms. Certainly there are people that go way to far. But are you so close minded that you've completely shut out any possible implications? I haven't decided, nor can any of us truly decide. There is not enough data.

What will happen in 2012 at the end of the cycle, is that all the planets of the solar system will be aligned with the center of our galaxy. Can you imagine what could happen?... You learned in elementary school that it is the gravitational pull of the moon that effects the tide cycles of the seas, right? Well don't you think there will be much stronger gravitational pulls if all the planets of the solar system line up with the center of the galaxy? Are you predicting NO EFFECT? Really?!

It's one thing for you to make fun of all the conspiracy tards. They're easy to put down. But now that you've done that, is it the end of the story? Do you feel safe now? Are you so good at physics that you can predict the effects of the rare gravitational forces that will exist during this time? It only happens about every 3500 years. There have been disasters. Civilations have been lost to disaster, it's a scientific fact. And none of the conspiracy tards' predictions have come to pass during a rare period such as this. Are you casting the first stone because of your superior intellect? Have you really done the math?

Let's talk about what we do know... Do you know why the Earth is not damaged by the solar winds?...
I haven't done the math, but that's partially because because the math doesn't account for entropy. Since it's highly debatable that the Earth truly is going in a full orbit with each exact 365.25 revolutions, or that those revolutions are in 24 exact hours, you can't possibly say, with the math, or the Mayan calendar (which also fails to account for entropy, considering even according to their calendar, July 22nd is not somehow longer than July 21st), that this complete alignment will occur on December 21st, 2012.

Instead there will be an extra week of awkwardness after everyone admitted their weird sexual desires to their loved ones and quit their jobs to live it up on the "last day," where everyone is honest yet embarrassed about being a freak (since they let it out already). Then the companies all try to rehire all their lost employees after a few days, it works...

And then the world ends on January 3rd instead. :p

EDIT: Also, I think after The Core got rave reviews, it's doubtful scientists are going to try to replicate the earthquake gun and shut off our natural electromagnetic shield so some ragtag group of heroes can restart it with a nuke sometime in the middle of the apocalypse.
 

brunt32

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Dam what bunch of losers who belive this we all know the world will end in december 25 of 2012, when a new jesus is born, (Or will it)
 

bassie302

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The only way I see to end the world somewhere around that date would be flinging some nukes about and helping the planet out of it's misery with a nice big boom. Then we wait for some time for little furry things to repopulate the wastelands. Then another million or so years later, every trace of our existence will be erased.
 

JWAN

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It wont end in 2012, but if you keep saying that it will one day they will get it right, until the world does come crashing down do whats right, you will not know the date nor the hour


notoriouslynx said:
pssh. does anyone actually think sarah palin would win?
If Obamas ratings drop any farther she has a good chance 85%-55% is 3 weeks gives George Bush a run for his money. He is already being called the Friday afternoon president.
 
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Writerling said:
2012...
The world stops...
Millions stare up at the sky, waiting for the end...
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"What the hell is this!?"
And from the sky rides a pale rider, bringing forth message of the rapture. He's never gonna give us up, never gonna let us down...

And God spake "LOL PWND U ALL!"
 

Ophiuchus

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I remember an armageddon theory that was supposed to happen about eleven years ago. The theory was based on... well, get a calculator out and punch in 666 x 3.

...yeah.

Also, according to someone I know, basing his information on these guys [http://harvestreno.org/messages.asp] (May 25th/30th/June 1st videos), September 23rd 2015 is going to be 'a very important day in world history'. Yup.
 

theklng

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you know, even if there would be a specific date where the world would end, i wouldn't care. i would pop some popcorn, take out a chair on the street or on the roof... and enjoy the fun.
 

Kadamon

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Well, the Bible does say that Christ will return like a "Thief in the night", meaning none of us would expect it.

I'm betting Dec 25 2012... because no one expects it on the dude's birthday -.o
 

zacaron

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I predict doom...you have been warned
 

KBKarma

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Deleric said:
Thanks for the information. I've never heard the Nibiru one.

Remember Y2K? Wasn't that a fun time?
Fun fact: In 2038, on January 19th, at 3:14:07, the Unix Epoch Clock (a 32-bit signed number) will go from 2^31 - 1 to 2^31. Since it's a signed binary number, the Epoch Clock will go from 2147483647 to -2147483648. Since the Epoch Clock measures the amount of seconds since 00:00:00 on January 1st, 1970, the Epoch Clock will now read the time as 13th December, 1901, at 20:45:53. This will wipe out most 32-bit clock representations. 64-bit OSes will overcome this, but most people (and embedded systems) still use 32-bit systems. More info here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem].

THE END IS COMING!

That Niburu thing is new to me as well. So, they're going to ram us? With their own planet? Really? That's... kind of stupid.
 

Cid Silverwing

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Doomsday = Religious propaganda designed to earn themselves more credit and scare people into joining them for "salvation".

Use common sense and deny all doomsday prophecies.
 

BLOONINJA 503

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JWAN said:
It wont end in 2012, but if you keep saying that it will one day they will get it right, until the world does come crashing down do whats right, you will not know the date nor the hour


notoriouslynx said:
pssh. does anyone actually think sarah palin would win?
If Obamas ratings drop any farther she has a good chance 85%-55% is 3 weeks gives George Bush a run for his money. He is already being called the Friday afternoon president.
FOX news and CNN arent really that credible like you think they are.
 

Simriel

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End times has been touted since the BEGINNING of times. Also Mayan calender is believed to be circular
 

nova18

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Foolish humans.
I have seen the end of the world.
Dec 31st 2009.
That is when my calender ends.
Therefore we will all be wiped from the universe.