Holy shit! We're not all gonna die in 2012!

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TwistedEllipses

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Beetlejooce said:
I thought the Mayans were all killed in Alien vs. Predator. They looked Mayan anyway. But I've never met a Mayan.
erm...I'm pretty sure the Mayans didn't have a temple in Antarctica thousands of years ago...
 

SuperGoomba64

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Heh, the Nibiru theory was hilarious. Ahh, I just love these "end of the world" things, they're so entertaining. They'll always keep coming up with this trash, but hey, it makes those certain days so much fun. XD

The world will end...eh, whenever...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

On a related note, the Escapists should all band together and make a Nibiru movie! I got dibs on being alien soldier #10029, you know, the one that takes down a helicopter with a menacing glance, which then lands on George Bush.
 

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RTR said:
I'll die when I want to and how I want to
Well I doubt that'll happen unless you get really proactive...however I would like to note there have been at least 400 cases of documented and VERY popular (however still false) prophecies of the end of the world.

I say 400 because that's how many I've read about, there are probably WAY more but I can promise you that since written history there has been at least 400.

So this is no different.

People as a whole are completely retarded. If it weren't for the small swath of humanity that DOES want to actually use the gray matter its gifted with we'd not even be posting here (because our ancestors would have died in some epic holy war).

As one of my favorite people in the world said:

"After the laws of Physics, Everything else is Opinion." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

JWAN said:
It wont end in 2012, but if you keep saying that it will one day they will get it right, until the world does come crashing down do whats right, you will not know the date nor the hour


notoriouslynx said:
pssh. does anyone actually think sarah palin would win?
If Obamas ratings drop any farther she has a good chance 85%-55% is 3 weeks gives George Bush a run for his money. He is already being called the Friday afternoon president.
That's mostly because of people like Limbaugh, however I strongly feel that those same people created a national scare are going to cause the Republican Party to crash hard.

Likewise having a black guy heading your party and then announcing "We get it." when that man has the EXACT same policies as the person before him (down to the letter) with the ONLY difference being race.

Yeah...you don't say that sort of thing and not raise millions of eye brows.
 

JWAN

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Fox
CNN
MSNBC
CBS
WSJ

and a couple other places have been reporting the same thing
 

Demonjazz

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the mayan calendar has nothing to do with the end and plus should we be listening to people who arent as intelgent as us.if alines are hostil they would have killed us.im a atheist.i dont know what lhc is.magentic pole reverse wouldnt the earth just go the oppiste way
 

theultimateend

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Another thing when discussing the Mayan calendar.

That thing doesn't take into account leap years or the slowing of the Earth's rotation I'm sure.

Wouldn't that place it on a different time? If only by a few hours even :p.
 
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I remember seeing that October 1992 in the subways of Manhattan. Good times.

But 666, 1000, 2000 (Y2K!), 2001... it's been happening for so long, and yet we still persist. I think we're too ignorant to realize we should have died off.
 

theultimateend

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
- Charles Schultz, creator of the Peanuts comic strip.

That's another good point ;) :p.
 

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Well pole reverse takes like 200 years or something like that. That is the 2012 prediction isn't it? Well this is my end of the world theory... we will all be sucked up into a giant vacuum and be covered in so much dust we will die due to the lack of oxygen and a bunch of dust in our lungs... and the vacuum came from space that was roaming around for over 1000000000 years

take that!
 

Seydaman

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its like how they thought the black plague was a disease....it was a bunch of ninjas...
 

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KBKarma said:
That Niburu thing is new to me as well. So, they're going to ram us? With their own planet? Really? That's... kind of stupid.
Well, Nibiru is their planet. But it's not their home world. Nibiru is like some giant evil spaceship that's actually a planet.
 

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Just thought I'd mention it, the "Polar Reversal" disaster usually cites the "Yellowstone Supervolcano" as the "cause" of the end of the world.

What I get a kick out of from all the "THE WORLD IS DOOMED!" people, is in most of them, it does not result in the total destruction of even the HUMAN SPECIES, let alone the earth. End of society, sure. Horrible living conditions, sure. But often, they result in the earth surviving just fine.
 

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Limos said:
I've telling people that ever since this whole 2012 nonsense started up. People have been proclaiming the end times since they invented language.

LOL!!
if 2012 is the end then it will hopefully be the zombie apocalypse and us gamers will FINALLY have a purpose.
edit: i don't believe the 2012 bullshit.
 

Ago Iterum

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JRCB said:
Yeah, the world isn't going to end. Wait a second, isn't Sarah Palin running for president in 2012?
Yes she is...

God help us all.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
Writerling said:
2012...
The world stops...
Millions stare up at the sky, waiting for the end...
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"What the hell is this!?"
And from the sky rides a pale rider, bringing forth message of the rapture. He's never gonna give us up, never gonna let us down...

And God spake "LOL PWND U ALL!"
The WORLD will be Rick Rolled, and he will become more powerful than man.

That's right, the end of the world's going to be toe-tappin' torture.