Holy shit! We're not all gonna die in 2012!

[Adam Jenson]

Does it have a tiny unprotected vent? In which you can shoot a single missile to blow up the whole thing?

Thats too small no one could get through there!

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Well, think about it, Time zones and shit like that it'll be december twenty first in california before it's even close to it being the end of the world in new york.

NOONES GONNA END THE WORLD IN LA FIRST MOFOOKA.

 

[Dogmeat T Dingo]

Fun fact: In 2038, on January 19th, at 3:14:07, the Unix Epoch Clock (a 32-bit signed number) will go from 2^31 - 1 to 2^31. Since it's a signed binary number, the Epoch Clock will go from 2147483647 to -2147483648. Since the Epoch Clock measures the amount of seconds since 00:00:00 on January 1st, 1970, the Epoch Clock will now read the time as 13th December, 1901, at 20:45:53. This will wipe out most 32-bit clock representations. 64-bit OSes will overcome this, but most people (and embedded systems) still use 32-bit systems. More info here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem].

Uh, we're making the change to 64bit systems already. Heck, the computer I'm typing on is using a 64bit OS. By 2032, nothing will be still running on 32bit. We'll probably all be enjoying our awesome 4096bit processors and laughing at how primitive those 64bit machines from the good ol days were.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Haha >_<

we SO nerds

 

[Unholykrumpet]

I had a girl come up to me at a party and we started talking about what a load of crock it is. Then other people came in and tried to defend it with the Mayan thing. I would like to think they were just way too drunk, and that they didn't really believe it...but then again...they were sig eps. So, they probably do believe it, and are going to be some of those twats that are standing out there in the cold with their signs.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

That Niburu thing is new to me.Wouldn't they blow up the planet instead of going out kamikaze style?

 

[Auron555]

There's a 2012 movie in the works. Fact.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

DECEMBER 22 2012...Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 releases

noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously, I heard that themayans calender also cover venus and its solar cycle so maybe that date is the day BOTH earth and venus start a new year or month or something... considering Mayan's Mythology stating there obssession with the stars

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Thank you. Thank you for this thread. And to all the wackjobs that still beleive, I say hah.

 

[Flap Jack452]

The various theories are as follows

There's your problem they are only theories. Now let me finish making my tinfoil hat for when the aliens comes so my brain wont get probed

 

[Haddi]

If I had a dollar for every stupid person in the world, I'd have enough money to buy an army gold-plated solid diamond HOOKERS.

 

[Adam Jenson]

If I had a dollar for every stupid person in the world, I'd have enough money to buy an army gold-plated solid diamond HOOKERS.

...you have expensive tastes

 

[KyoraSan]

The various theories are as follows

There's your problem they are only theories. Now let me finish making my tinfoil hat for when the aliens comes so my brain wont get probed

Scientific Theory &#8800; Coloquiel Theory

 

[Flap Jack452]

The various theories are as follows

There's your problem they are only theories. Now let me finish making my tinfoil hat for when the aliens comes so my brain wont get probed

Scientific Theory &#8800; Coloquiel Theory

Touche. +1 for cool signs that look weird in the quote text and another point for a big word.

P.S. how'd you know how to make that symbol ?

 

[A Random Player]

I'm still hoping for a nuclear apocalypse.

*continues building fallout shelter*

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Yeah, the world isn't going to end. Wait a second, isn't Sarah Palin running for president in 2012?

Possibly. But I tend to think (hope) that they can find someone better. Even if she suddenly becomes supremely qualified for the task, I can't see people voting for her (other than people who will vote for anyone in the party, even a sack of lettuce) thanks to the public beating she took this time around.

 

[Anarchemitis]

If I die within the next three seconds, or of old age in 50 years, neither will surprise me.
What will surprise me would be if God would be that satirical to end the world on the date of a prediction.