Horror Movie Survival 101
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For gods sake no hiding in lockers or closets or any other cramped space. This will lead to one of three things.
1:The killer will murder one of your friends, which you will be forced to watch through a conveinient peep hole.
2:The killer will immediantly find and murder you, often without even opening the door.
3:The killer will walk away and you'll leave the closet, at which point the killer will murder you.
The only exception being if there is someone hiding with you. In that case the first one to try and leave will be murdered.
1:The killer will murder one of your friends, which you will be forced to watch through a conveinient peep hole.
2:The killer will immediantly find and murder you, often without even opening the door.
3:The killer will walk away and you'll leave the closet, at which point the killer will murder you.
The only exception being if there is someone hiding with you. In that case the first one to try and leave will be murdered.
The chick who looks like the woman in the book of the killer is the one to survive.
Your loved one IS a zombie don't deny it. Hugging them won't change them back.
Horror movies make me with the human body had a failsafe that prevented pain during death. If you concentrate hard enough your soul will leave your body so you're already dead and you don't feel the mutilation by Jack the Ripper.
Your loved one IS a zombie don't deny it. Hugging them won't change them back.
Horror movies make me with the human body had a failsafe that prevented pain during death. If you concentrate hard enough your soul will leave your body so you're already dead and you don't feel the mutilation by Jack the Ripper.
Don't go anywhere unarmed. If firearms are unavailable, a 2x4 will work. Improvise, you morons.
Stay in a group. Don't split up to investigate. Investigation is a job for the police, not you.
If you emptied a magazine into the creature's body with no effect, DON'T STAND THERE!!! Walk backwards a few steps before reloading.
Also if body shots OBVIOUSLY don't work, TRY THE HEAD. Stop wasting precious ammo on ineffectual targets.
Don't run through the woods at night. You will trip over something. If you must, don't just run. Try to conceal yourself.
Don't scream. Everyone and everything within a mile will know exactly where you are.
If there is an Urban legend about a serial killer, don't test it on a dare. If you feel compelled to do so, bring a weapon and body armor.
Stay in a group. Don't split up to investigate. Investigation is a job for the police, not you.
If you emptied a magazine into the creature's body with no effect, DON'T STAND THERE!!! Walk backwards a few steps before reloading.
Also if body shots OBVIOUSLY don't work, TRY THE HEAD. Stop wasting precious ammo on ineffectual targets.
Don't run through the woods at night. You will trip over something. If you must, don't just run. Try to conceal yourself.
Don't scream. Everyone and everything within a mile will know exactly where you are.
If there is an Urban legend about a serial killer, don't test it on a dare. If you feel compelled to do so, bring a weapon and body armor.
never, under any circumstances, take the mickey out of the situation! its like having a target on your head saying: Im an idiot, please kill me next, make it nasty
No sex. (not even tits)
No relief about "how it's over" until you're sure.
No calming phrases, no relaxing until completely safe.
Don't go to parties.
Don't go anywhere alone.
Don't try to stop the murderer on your own.
Don't go for a drive when it's raining.
Don't stop for people on the side of the road.
Don't stop for anyhting exept petrol, preferrably in crowded stations.
Don't say "Hello" when you go to an empty house.
Don't run to a forest when trying to evade a murderer.
Don't go into the water.
Don't hide.
Don't trust strangers.
A single adult won't be able to save you.
The army often means trouble, and soldiers are helpless against monters/a single knife wielding murderer if they are wearing a helmet or their name isn't "Jack" or "John".
Small dirty villages in the middle of nowhere are always communities of evil cannibals/cultists, avoid.
No relief about "how it's over" until you're sure.
No calming phrases, no relaxing until completely safe.
Don't go to parties.
Don't go anywhere alone.
Don't try to stop the murderer on your own.
Don't go for a drive when it's raining.
Don't stop for people on the side of the road.
Don't stop for anyhting exept petrol, preferrably in crowded stations.
Don't say "Hello" when you go to an empty house.
Don't run to a forest when trying to evade a murderer.
Don't go into the water.
Don't hide.
Don't trust strangers.
A single adult won't be able to save you.
The army often means trouble, and soldiers are helpless against monters/a single knife wielding murderer if they are wearing a helmet or their name isn't "Jack" or "John".
Small dirty villages in the middle of nowhere are always communities of evil cannibals/cultists, avoid.
always carry a chainsaw and sawed off shotgun. According to the Evil Dead series, they never run out of gas or ammo respectively. Also: The trunk of your car (or friend's car) will contain everything you will ever need to survive from chemistry books to 2-litre bottles of coke. Another bit of advice from Evil Dead: one-liners save lines. Get some!
When the bad guy falls, NEVER get close to see if it's dead. Keep your distence and attack the head until the brain either leaks out of the ears or falls from the skull. In the case of Zombies, always aim for the head so as to destroy the brain. If you're mother, father, lover or, siblings get zombified, have someone else kill them if you can't. Don't puss out and die because of it.
DO NOT GET HIGH OR DRUNK
This has been mentioned multiple times but do not split up. If someone in your group suggests it, assume that person is working for the enemy and kill them.
When the bad guy falls, NEVER get close to see if it's dead. Keep your distence and attack the head until the brain either leaks out of the ears or falls from the skull. In the case of Zombies, always aim for the head so as to destroy the brain. If you're mother, father, lover or, siblings get zombified, have someone else kill them if you can't. Don't puss out and die because of it.
DO NOT GET HIGH OR DRUNK
This has been mentioned multiple times but do not split up. If someone in your group suggests it, assume that person is working for the enemy and kill them.
OP: You should watch Scream 1 they adress this issue multiple times
Ok rules to survivng a horror:
-No sex
-No Drugs
-No Alcohol
-Stay in groups of 3
-Be either: American, English, or Australian
-However, don't be a racial minority in one of these coutries
-Don't camp
-Or attend parties
-Don't attend Collage, go for University
EDIT:
-Don't ever turn off the lights
-Or Open the front door
-Or sleep in the basement
-Or buy a house that wasn't made in the last 5 years
-Lock your damn doors at night
-If he/she/they are in the house, don't run further into the house
-Never change your elevation level
-No stairs, elevators, escalators, or even hills/mountains
-Don't ever say "I'll be right back" cause you wont be right back, you'll be dead
-Avoid automatic garage doors
-Infact the word automatic is always a bad idea
-Don't drive like a law abiding citizen
Ok rules to survivng a horror:
-No sex
-No Drugs
-No Alcohol
-Stay in groups of 3
-Be either: American, English, or Australian
-However, don't be a racial minority in one of these coutries
-Don't camp
-Or attend parties
-Don't attend Collage, go for University
EDIT:
-Don't ever turn off the lights
-Or Open the front door
-Or sleep in the basement
-Or buy a house that wasn't made in the last 5 years
-Lock your damn doors at night
-If he/she/they are in the house, don't run further into the house
-Never change your elevation level
-No stairs, elevators, escalators, or even hills/mountains
-Don't ever say "I'll be right back" cause you wont be right back, you'll be dead
-Avoid automatic garage doors
-Infact the word automatic is always a bad idea
-Don't drive like a law abiding citizen
Then how come they were still scundered if they were doing what they were supposed to? And besides, I found it hard to take Scream I seriously considering -TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
I watched Scooby Doo: Spooky Island beforehand and it was the same guy who played Shaggy who was Scream.
Don't be afraid to grab that wooden broom in the corner and attempt to use it to save your sorry ass. Be a better way to go then covering your face with your hands screaming, or running away. Everybody knows bad guys walk faster than you can run.
Don't have sex when there's a killer on the loose. You'll both die.
Don't go to Silent Hill, just let the kid die. Make another one if you have to.
Don't go anywhere alone.
Don't trust a taxidermist and certainly don't stay in his motel.
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS.
Don't go to Silent Hill, just let the kid die. Make another one if you have to.
Don't go anywhere alone.
Don't trust a taxidermist and certainly don't stay in his motel.
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS.
