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Fairee

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Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
 

sky14kemea

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usually its "im fully dressed dammit! so stop calli- oh.. hi mom..."

just in case y'know? :p always be prepared!
 

Fairee

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Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
"Well hello sailor, i've been a bit of a naughty boy today and you caught me at just the right mood. How can this hunk of man flesh help you big boy." Would be my answer.
I am disturbed, concerned and disgusted in equal measures. I refuse to call you. Ever.
 

thephantom68

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To be perfectly honest it goes like this:
Me: Hello?
Person on the line: Hi is Erek there?
Me: It's me, you dumbass.
That's how it goes anytime one of my friends calls me. For real.
 

sky14kemea

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Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
"Well hello sailor, i've been a bit of a naughty boy today and you caught me at just the right mood. How can this hunk of man flesh help you big boy." Would be my answer.
I am disturbed, concerned and disgusted in equal measures. I refuse to call you. Ever.
Thats rich, coming from you xD
you guys need to caaaalm down!

dont make me get the buckets again O_O
 

ScarlettRage

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hiya!
or hello
or if its my friend andy : what the fuck do you want?

my mum: what now mother? (i call her mother only if im annoyed at her)
or yo whats kicking

and to random people who somehow get my number: i start speaking french :)
 

flare09

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If I know who is calling and I don't particularly like that person, I answer with a stern "what!". But other than that it's just a hello?
 

Fairee

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Revelo said:
sky14kemea said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
"Well hello sailor, i've been a bit of a naughty boy today and you caught me at just the right mood. How can this hunk of man flesh help you big boy." Would be my answer.
I am disturbed, concerned and disgusted in equal measures. I refuse to call you. Ever.
Thats rich, coming from you xD
you guys need to caaaalm down!

dont make me get the buckets again O_O

o_O No! I shall fight you, with a Herring!!!!
sky14kemea said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
"Well hello sailor, i've been a bit of a naughty boy today and you caught me at just the right mood. How can this hunk of man flesh help you big boy." Would be my answer.
I am disturbed, concerned and disgusted in equal measures. I refuse to call you. Ever.
Thats rich, coming from you xD
you guys need to caaaalm down!

dont make me get the buckets again O_O
I sense a derailment on its way...
 

sky14kemea

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Revelo said:
sky14kemea said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
"Well hello sailor, i've been a bit of a naughty boy today and you caught me at just the right mood. How can this hunk of man flesh help you big boy." Would be my answer.
I am disturbed, concerned and disgusted in equal measures. I refuse to call you. Ever.
Thats rich, coming from you xD
you guys need to caaaalm down!

dont make me get the buckets again O_O

o_O No! I shall fight you, with a Herring!!!!
*sigh*

right you asked for it

*goes to get shark-whale* >_>
 

Jark212

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"Hello may I ask who's calling?"

That flushes out the solicitors.
 

sky14kemea

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Revelo said:
sky14kemea said:
Revelo said:
sky14kemea said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Revelo said:
Geek@Heart said:
Hello, welcome to Madame DeRouge's personal hotline. I'm afraid I've been a naughty girl today, and so my master has had to puni- Wait, I'm not sure I should have said that.
"Well hello sailor, i've been a bit of a naughty boy today and you caught me at just the right mood. How can this hunk of man flesh help you big boy." Would be my answer.
I am disturbed, concerned and disgusted in equal measures. I refuse to call you. Ever.
Thats rich, coming from you xD
you guys need to caaaalm down!

dont make me get the buckets again O_O

o_O No! I shall fight you, with a Herring!!!!
*sigh*

right you asked for it

*goes to get shark-whale* >_>
*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Jark212 said:
"Hello may I ask who's calling?"

That flushes out the solicitors.
thats a good idea, may i use that? :p