How do you answer the phone?

[Da Joz]

Don't, I hate the phone

 

[^onoomar^]

if its friend i say "so whats up?"
if its someone i dont know i say "so hey umm ill call you later"

 

[Cody211282]

" Walmart what the fuck do you want today?"

But since Im looking for a job i toned it down to just hello.

 

[Julianking93]

A short and quick "what?" when I'm feeling like an asshole.

 

[CaptainCalvin]

how much blood do you have in your head?

enough to make sure im not so pale that i reflect the sun back into people's eyes, although I am a tad worried about the technicolor spongebob that is currently dancing on my touchpad...

 

[Dom Uk]

It's usually "Hello" for me, however if somebody keeps calling me every half hour or so it quickly turns into "What?"

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"ahoy hoy?"
"Hello?"
"Moshi moshi"
"Joe's crematorium; you kill 'em, we grill 'em"
Or if it's a friend, "Frost!"

 

[sanomaton]

If it's someone I don't know, "sanomaton" (with my real name)
If it's someone I know and I'm in a good mood, "Yeah?"
If it's someone I know and I'm in a bad mood, "What?"
If it's someone I'm really friendly with it varies, "Nyah?/Nyuh?/Nyooh?"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"howdy" just cause

 

[DocLock]

"Já Halló" Icelandic.. Epic language

 

[Taerdin]

"Marty's Marsupial Furniture!
If it has a pouch, we'll make it a couch!"

 

[bombchu]

Uh... Well, if it's on my cell phone I probably know who's calling but I just say "Hey" anyway. Or "What?" if it's this one guy I know >(

 

[Madshaw]

i pick up the phone then press the pick up button and hold it to the side of my head

 

[deleted60525]

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[Daezd]

hello this is joseph speaking who may i ask is speaking?

i have to say it my uncle said hello or what isnt the wright way to answer the phone

What is this I don't even...

I answer with "Hi, who's this" for people I don't know.
"Hey/Hellllo" to people I do know.
"Yo wa'sup" (Think "Meet The Scout") when answering my one friend who gets the reference.
"What could you possibly want now?!" When my dad calls more than two times in the same minute.
And finally "Uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, whatsup?" When my mom calls.

If it's a telemarketer I always listen to everything they have to say and either A.) Have a panicky meltdown because I don't have evough money to buy what they're selling or B.) Make animal like noises and then let out a crazed screech or howl.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

If it's a friend - Wassup? Or something like that.
If it's another familiar number - Yeah?
If it's an unknown number, I just say hello.

If it's a telemarketer, I rickroll them.

 

[skitzo van]

I just say Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? for about 30 seconds

 

[firehawk259]

heyyyy