How to fuck with people.

[zombieeater6000]

go to a store buy an Axe and ask the cashier can this cut through bone ?
also buy garbage bags
and ask if they know where hookers hangout at

 

[Solo-Wing]

This is from an image but I can't find it so I'll have to explain. Get three pigs, mark them 1 3 4. Let them loose in a public area. Watch the search for number 2.

Thats from that cartoon "Whats with Andy?" I used to love that show when I was a kid!

 

[Shadowtek]

I had a psychology teacher who suggested that we go into the men's bathroom when there's only one person using a urinal, go up and start using the one directly next to them, and strike up a random conversation.

He also suggested going into an elevator with at least one other person and stand facing the other people in there, preferably while intently staring them down.

I've never tried either of them (and especially not the first one, seeing as how I'm a woman and walking into a men's bathroom would freak guys out enough!), but I like the idea of testing mores and messing with people's sense of "personal space".

So far, I really like your teacher Where does he/she teach?

 

[thiosk]

Get some fake blood and head to the bathroom at work.

Make a gory mess, and write redrum on the walls in view of the mirror. Do not drip out of the room. Avoid cameras.

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Put a digital sound recorder of someone having some seriously painful constipation, and some choice messages for the listener, in a bathroom stall. Put some shoes on the floor with pants, such that a quick peak under the stall would reveal a person sititng there. It need not hold up under scrutiny.

Turn on the digital sound recorder to playback, looping through the various tracks.

Suggestions: intersperce horrible diarrhea with groaning, and the occasional apology to listeners, suggestion for listeners to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, and pleading for god's ASSistance.

 

[LetalisK]

Got a new one. Walk into your bank with a pair of gloves. Be the last person in line and lightly tap the person shoulder. Say this while putting on the gloves:

"Now, would be a good time to leave."

If you're going to rip someone off, at least rip off someone good. Not Dane Cook.

 

[Flamingpenguin]

This is from an image but I can't find it so I'll have to explain. Get three pigs, mark them 1 3 4. Let them loose in a public area. Watch the search for number 2.

Put a mattress in the pool. Soaks up all the water. Takes a crane to get it out.

 

[OhSnap]

I'd go with something a la Dance Assassin. I laugh my ass off every time I see it.

 

[SilentCom]

Wear a turban and a shirt that says I'm a terrorist and walk into an airport. Actually, you'd probably get tackled and or shot before you even make it into the lobby.

 

[Squidden]

At a workplace, jam the desk cabinet so it only goes 2 inches out but they can't reach inside.

Yes. Office reference.

 

[Mordwyl]

Sums it up.

 

[Katana314]

You would first need to have two friends with black suits and sunglasses, and someone who can notify you of the occupants of an elevator via cell phone.

Wait for the elevator to consist of a single person, and stop it partway to the person's destination. Walk in with your two friends with a very stern look, surrounding them, and hitting the "close door" button, while never quite looking directly at them. Stand perfectly still, facing the person, in silence, until you reach the floor, then slowly back away.

 

[Michelle Weiss]

walk into the wal-mart or other department store and walk into the changing room
after a little while walk back out and then tell the person that is watching the rooms in a quiet voice "you know there's no toilet paper in there."

 

[Ensiferum]

I did this to my mom once when I was 14 and it almost scared her to death.

1. Get a container of ketchup and put it behind the back wheel of the victim's car.
2. Stand next to the container while the person is backing out of the driveway. When they run over and pop the container grab your foot and start hopping around, screaming at the top of your lungs until they get out and see the ketchup splattered all over you and your leg and freak the hell out, thinking they've run over your foot. Extra points if the neighbors are watching.

 

[Atheist.]

I had a psychology teacher who suggested that we go into the men's bathroom when there's only one person using a urinal, go up and start using the one directly next to them, and strike up a random conversation.

He also suggested going into an elevator with at least one other person and stand facing the other people in there, preferably while intently staring them down.

I've never tried either of them (and especially not the first one, seeing as how I'm a woman and walking into a men's bathroom would freak guys out enough!), but I like the idea of testing mores and messing with people's sense of "personal space".

So far, I really like your teacher Where does he/she teach?

Says a psychology teacher in the first sentence, in case you didn't notice.

OT : Walk up to your SO (Helps if you've been dating for a long time) with a ring box and and kneel down holding out the box (As if you were proposing.) (Insert name here) Did you know your shoe is untied?

It's helps if you dress up nice, and do it in a public place.

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

Step 1: Find a war movie, skip to a shooting scene, then crank up the volume VERY LOUD

Step 2: Call 911 and tell them that there are people shooting at you in your own house

Step 3: Get arrested


Yeah I know its pretty lame, but thats all I could think of at 1:25 in the morning...

 

[crudus]

I just use inception on people while they are awake.

2.Buy a combination of items that freak out the cashier at a store the most. Current winners:
A. Tube of K-Y jelly and a Banana/Cucumber
B. Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

Hint: The winner always has a box of condoms and another random item. The last winner was a box of condoms and an ice pack.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Million dollar idea!

before you and a good friend of yours (preferably, someone REALLY good at acting) goes someplace for a get together with your other friends, stage an amnesia act.

you walk in blank eyed, bewildered, slightly scared, and confused. and your friend asks you if you recognize anything. and when your other buddies ask, your fiend should look like he/she's on the verge of bursting into tears.

and then.... hilarity ensues.

^.^

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would learn a bunch of phrases in a bunch of languages. The sentences would, ideally, be related to each other but anyway. I would ask, in English, the time of someone on the street. Once the answer is given, I would ask if they could repeat that only my question would be asked in a different language.

I would also do this in fast-food situations

Spoiler: since rapping your order can get you arrested