How would you kill a god?
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With my Burst-Fire rocket launcher from Borderlands which can currently kill any non-boss enemy in the game that I've encountered in one click (<--- omgomgomg i want to go and kill s'more things now)
I might make a modification however. I'd make the rockets explode into bullets with chainsaws for tips, and the chainsaws' teeth would be sharks. Oh and the sharks would have machetes for teeth.
I might make a modification however. I'd make the rockets explode into bullets with chainsaws for tips, and the chainsaws' teeth would be sharks. Oh and the sharks would have machetes for teeth.
Over time I would become friends with the God I am trying to kill, invite him or her to my birthday party and when she realises that they show up they shout "Let's get this party started!" they realize they have shown up to a funeral for a child who was molested by a Catholic Priest and died from HIV and suffered for the last three years of their life. When the God realises the mistake it has made
it will die from being Embarassed
it will die from being Embarassed
You must get this a lot, but that really looks like Harry Potter performing the Heimlich manouver on Zeus.Souplex said:I'd shatter his spine in a suplex that rocks the foundations of reality with it's awesomeness.
I would ask Lemmy to sort it out...
Well in a epic dual of epic proportions with Katanas. And once the dual had finished I will chop of his head and consume all his infinate wisdom and then kill myself for I do not what the power...And then I'd realise I can't die for it would be an infinate loop.
Activating all 7 Halo's, or a Splazer to the nuts.
Realistically, stop believing in him. God is only as real as you believe so.
Realistically, stop believing in him. God is only as real as you believe so.
I'm given to understand that gods are meant to be quite hard to kill? Odin sacrificed himself (to himself) and seemed to be fine; Osiris was cut into small pieces and fed to crocodiles...
Beheading has worked on all the immortals I've met so far!
Beheading has worked on all the immortals I've met so far!
I'd kill them with C'thulu. The winner gets to fight the Grim Reaper.
As for how this would work.... see Scribblenauts.
If that didn't work, then I'd use LASERBEAM LASERPOWER LASERS OF LASERDEATH!
As for how this would work.... see Scribblenauts.
If that didn't work, then I'd use LASERBEAM LASERPOWER LASERS OF LASERDEATH!
