How would you like your funeral?

[Mr. Grey]

I'll probably invite a bunch of people I don't know, thirty at the least. I'll have bagpipes playing a haunting melody that keeps them in their seats and I'll have some mercenaries lined up with rifles at the ready to shoot... at the crowd. Should any survivors happen to make it and come to meet the lawyer who created my will, he'll state that they were poisoned by the reception I decided to have before coming to my funeral and that it is too late. Once they die from the poisoning my lawyer will return to my grave and dig me out of my coffin, opening the casket to find that...

I am still dead because I mispronounced one damn word during the ritual before all of this nonsense.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Lots of gold and lots of jewels. I want a sarcophagus carried by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Obama, HH The Dalai Lama, The Pope, Wolfe Blitzer, and Token from Southpark. I want the procession to have Koyaanisqatsi playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFBijDU8PpE&feature=related

 

[Nerdfury]

New Orleans style, with a parade, a jazz band, and general celebration.

Hells yes! You know that scene in Live and Let Die? Just like that!

Alternatively, a very dramatic funeral, with a large mausoleum, grand organ, bagpipes, all on one of those kind of darkly overcast days that has thick, overbearing, dark as hell clouds and thunder, and only just manages to avoid raining. A priest with a loud, booming, dark voice to inter me would be good!

 

[Icehearted]

New Orleans style, with a parade, a jazz band, and general celebration.

I like the sound of this one.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Expensive cause I ain't paying for it

 

[Drakmeire]

I like the idea of my ashes being launched into space, but I don't want to be cremated so I'd like my lifeless corpse to be launched into space.

 

[Ophiuchus]

I absolutely don't care. I won't see or hear any of it, on account of being dead. Might as well leave that sort of thing to those who'll actually be there to experience it.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

At the end of a long, dull, typical, Catholic funeral ceremony I will have the priest pull out a large machine gun and gun down my friends and family, then they will be buried with me. Like those Egyptian Pharaohs used to do... well not exactly like it, but you know what I mean.

Nah, not really (obviously). What I really want is to just have a big party somewhere, with my corpse in the middle of the room and everyone to just have a good time and getting drunk and all that. Have a band and maybe a comedian or two, because I want people laughing at my funeral, not crying.

 

[Queen Michael]

The Japanese rock band Guitar Wolf playing their cover of Summertime Blues.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Great music. Lot of Friends. Huge Party, free booze, my best friend dancing on my Grave as she promised.
Perhaps later a big concert in our place.

 

[TAGM]

in an 8-bit-style coffin, or faked.
The 8-bit because I'm a nostalgia whore, and the fake because it would be FUNNY AS HELL to jump out covered in zombie makeup and scare the shit out of everyone.
Everyone would be kicking my courps when I really died, just to make sure I was truly dead.

 

[aww yea]

i want my corpse on a chair above where my grave should be.

also i want my eyes open and looking unsettlingly to the left.

if for some reason that cannot be done then i will simply refuse to die till they let me

 

[Red Rum]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=225

 

[jpoon]

I don't want a funeral, just a party with some good metal. Lots of TooL being played and some other choice heavy music. Bring weed and booze, you'll need it!

 

[Kasawd]

I want my funeral to have a few signs.

One by the door: Leave your tears here(equipped with a small basin)

One by the open bar: Drink up, drive fast. You'll see me faster than you think!

Also, open casket with an undertaker putting me in various positions when no one is watching.

Stuff my mouth with roses, too.

 

[TomOfTheCross]

Medium to Rare, with hollandaise sauce.

 

[The_Echo]

I want to be found in the basement of military academy, used as a picture-taking prop, then later sent off into a lake on a small flaming boat. Then, the person who spread the gasoline will realize he left the whole can on the boat, and just as soon as he finds that out, I'll explode.

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Big Bill Hell]

I am to be thrown off a plane onto a large city, with a cell phone attached to my corpse. The first person to answer the phone will win my entire inheritance.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Easy...Avenged Sevenfold playing Afterlife, lots of drink...and a good day

Possible some form of drugs....Good times

 

[TheFacelessOne]

My organs removed and donated to Science, and I want my body parachuted out of a plane in a coffin in the shape of a missile, and have it shot down.