How would you make time pass in an empty room?

[Edward123454321]

9 full years of masturbation.

What else?

After 9 years the strength in that arm alone will allow you to smash though the walls to freedom!

That's the best reply ever. That arm could punch through steel. It would get kind of boring though, wouldn't it? And the mess! Oy vey.

Quagmire after finding porn on the internets.

Or those zombies from L4D.

 

[alligabbi]

Oh, and I'd work out

There's alot of exercises you can do with just your body: push ups, lunges, jumps, running (in place), yoga, posture training (don't know what it's called in english, nut trust me, it's hard) etc.

You'll come out fitter then any other ************ on the planet.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Have a wan.............


.....why, I'd draw on the walls with my feces, of course.

 

[XJ-0461]

Push-ups or sit ups. Either I'd come out of the room in excellent shape, or dead if I don't have access to my insulin.

 

[C117]

Make up stories.

Mope around.

MASTURBATE!

 

[Xeros]

I'd talk to myself nonstop, but I'd make it look like I was talking to some inanimate object so the guards would think I was batshit insane.

 

[Edward123454321]

Have a wan.............


.....why, I'd draw on the walls with my feces, of course.

And then have a wa-

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Work out! Just like these guys...

 

[RanD00M]

Masturbate.
Exercise.
Sing all day long.
Make stories within my own mind.
Practice myself for the feat of giving myself a fellatio.

 

[HT_Black]

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING...BANANNA PHONE!

You could seriously spend nine years trying to get that song out of your head.

 

[Plurralbles]

I'd probably be consumed with grief at what I was missing from life.

I dont think I'd do anything but mope around and sleep.

 

[TimeLord]

If I had my iPod, I would be sorted

But assuming that isn't on the menu, I would just sing to myself and teach myself to meditate

 

[cwmdulais]

sing jail house rock, without pause

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I would be engulfed in deep thought. I can have good conversations with myself at times, and that is what I would have to do to pass the time.

Probably this. And sing. I like singing. That and sleep a lot. I like sleeping too. Then go crazy. I like going crazy.

9 full years of masturbation.

What else?

This is the only answer.

Without lotion? My dick would fall off! Stupid circumcision... grumble grumble...

This may not be the place to discuss such things, but why is it harder to masturbate when circumcised? I lack a foreskin, yet seem able to enjoy it without any form of lubrication whatsoever.

OT: I'd do lots and lots and lots of press ups.

 

[DSEZ]

im a little bit of a schizo so i d prolly talk to myself either that our sleep and practice my karate

 

[Kukakkau]

Have a bit of split personality disorder so probably argue with myself and have fantasies etc

 

[Marik2]

I would be engulfed in deep thought. I can have good conversations with myself at times, and that is what I would have to do to pass the time.

I'd do the same thing as well, but maybe with some push ups or sit ups. And meditating like Buddha did, time flies when your controlling your flow of breathing.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sleep as much as possible.
When I'm not sleeping I'd... brood?

 

[Idlemessiah]

I would scratch drawings into the stone walls with my fingernails.
And I would do it constantly so that I could eventually just scratch my way out.

Or I'd just develop several different personalities and have an awesome party in my head.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I would do what I generally do in life anyway. I'd retreat into my own mind. With practically nothing to interupt my thought processes I would think of all SORTS of things. I fantasize, philosophize, memorize, and all sorts of other shit. Then of course I'd probably lose my mind eventually, not that I'd care anymore. I would have created my own world in which I live and truly believe in.

Oh yeah this sounds an awful lot like that book One Hundred Years of Solitude. I've never read it but I'd imagine this would possibly be some indication as to what might happen after being in isolation for so long.