I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[BreakfastMan]

You wanna put a pumpkin on the roof?

You assume I don't have one up there already.

What about a watermelon, then?

Nope, gotta save that for eating.

No?

Yes.

Got any almonds left?

Never had any in the first place.

Why is Hutch so damn bad at playing The Hidden?

Reasons, I guess.

 

[FPLOON]

What is the best, worse, and "meh" one-hit wonder of all time?

 

[Barbas]

What's your favourite ship in Freelancer?
What's your favourite ship in a space sim?
What's your favourite space sim?
What's your favourite type of bread?
What's your favourite cheese?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What is the best, worse, and "meh" one-hit wonder of all time?

Spoiler: best

Spoiler: worst

Spoiler: meh

What's your favourite ship in Freelancer?

My brother owns it, but I have never played it.

What's your favourite ship in a space sim?

No idea, don't really play them. I have always liked the idea of them more than the actual playing of them.

What's your favourite space sim?

See above

What's your favourite type of bread?

I have always liked a good sourdough.

What's your favourite cheese?

Dick cheese.

 

[Barbas]

What musical instrument would you most like to own?
Why?
What is your favourite instrumental?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What musical instrument would you most like to own?

A human-skin flute

Why?

Because I think it would be fun.

What is your favourite instrumental?

 

[FPLOON]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

 

[Barbas]

Susan?
SUSAN?!
What's happened?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Susan?
SUSAN?!
What's happened?

He just kind of fell on the knife repeatedly, I swear!

 

[Barbas]

Fair enough.

What's your favourite settlement in a video game, then?

 

[FPLOON]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Fair enough.

What's your favourite settlement in a video game, then?

Balmora.

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

 

[FPLOON]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

Does any show off Syfy count, then?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

Does any show off Syfy count, then?

No, no show on Syfy counts as a "good show".

 

[Barbas]

You know, I thought you'd say Balmora. I said to myself, "Here's a man of taste, not one of those squishy Telvanni mingebags." Who is your favourite minor quest or unquested NPC in Vvardenfell (or Solstheim, or Mournhold)?

 

[UltraDeth]

What does one do when their shit's getting fucked?
Can I have some of what you're drinking?
Do I creep you out?
Who did the done-did-do, and how, when, where and why?
Metal Gear?
What the chuffing 'eck am I reading?

 

[BreakfastMan]

You know, I thought you'd say Balmora. I said to myself, "Here's a man of taste, not one of those squishy Telvanni mingebags." Who is your favourite minor quest or unquested NPC in Vvardenfell (or Solstheim, or Mournhold)?

I mean, who doesn't love Ravi'ir, am I right?

What does one do when their shit's getting fucked?

Stand back and watch. It must be quite a sight.

Can I have some of what you're drinking?

I suppose, but it really isn't anything special.

Do I creep you out?

Only if you are the Hamburger Lady

Who did the done-did-do, and how, when, where and why?

I can't answer that. Classified.

Metal Gear?

No, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

What the chuffing 'eck am I reading?

A thread on the interwebs. Duh.

 

[Headsprouter]

What's keeping me awake tonight?

If you are offended that it took sleeplessness for me to try out your thread, what slur would you use to describe me?

If I was to leave a few questions lacking question marks, would you ignore them out of derision for the punctually challenged? If not for that particular reason, yhw?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's keeping me awake tonight?

Caffeine and hardcore, mostly, like most nights.

If you are offended that it took sleeplessness for me to try out your thread, what slur would you use to describe me?

I dunno, something obscure and out of date. Guido, maybe?

If I was to leave a few questions lacking question marks, would you ignore them out of derision for the punctually challenged? If not for that particular reason, yhw?

If they lack a question mark, how do I know for sure they are a question?