I left you because......

BrailleOperatic · Jan 7, 2011

I'm sorry, it's the scythe. It's just too...Scythey.

What do you mean "We need to talk"?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 7, 2011

You kept hypnotizing the dog. He hates that!

[sub]Why, tell me why?![/sub]

SckizoBoy · Jan 7, 2011

You never let me cut your hair!!

Was I so shallow to you?!

TheDoctor455 · Jan 7, 2011

YES! All you ever talk about is reaping me!

Why did let the Spice flow on me?

Scde2 · Jan 8, 2011

Because you were supposed to dye your hair and shave your body, not the other way around.

Why leave me?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 8, 2011

Because you stole my money to get cocaine.

Why'd you go?

xMelior · Jan 8, 2011

Because I'm not into pointy ears.

Why did you leave me?

TheDoctor455 · Jan 8, 2011

Because I hate coffee.

Why did you ask me to make you explode?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 8, 2011

Because you're blue and strange.

Why'd it end?

TheDoctor455 · Jan 8, 2011

Because you wouldn't let me re-structure your library's atomic structure.

Why?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 8, 2011

Because you wanted to re-structure my library's atomic structure?

Why'd you leave me?

TheDoctor455 · Jan 8, 2011

Because you are too ashamed of me to introduce me to your family.

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 8, 2011

Because there wasn't a relationship to begin with.

Why?!

TheDoctor455 · Jan 8, 2011

Because Pokemon was, is, and will always be stupid.

Why do you want me to go to Mars?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 8, 2011

Because you never wore pants.

Why?

TheDoctor455 · Jan 8, 2011

For only dating me for my junk.

Why?

i don't know · Jan 9, 2011

For walking/flying around without any pants making it hard to NOT see your junk, please put something on!

how could you?

TheDoctor455 · Jan 9, 2011

You tried to skin and eat my cat, you sick fuck.

Why didn't you kill the pyro?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 9, 2011

Because we're on the same team.

Why did you leave?

Admiral Stukov · Jan 9, 2011

You had no more Vodka.

Why'd you leave me?