If life gave out achievements...

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the monopoly guy

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Khell_Sennet post=18.70117.681698 said:
Expert Marksman - 1000 Kills
Mind you, you won't be around long to enjoy this achievement, they went apeshit over the DC Sniper and he never hit the 50 mark.
You made me laugh, congratulations that was very clever.


Wait, what?
Confuse a total ove 10,000 people on purpose.

Attack of the Molemen!
Become a fan of something underground (not mainstream)

Micheal Phelps
Stay out of the mainstream.
 

gameline0819

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whats that?(-100)
get dudes.

BRING IT ON!!(1,000)
win 20 bar fights

this isnt my house(-50)
get drunk and end up at another girls basement

I MADE IT!!(-1,000,000,000)
make it to 40 without sex
 

Kahuna-Kurt

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Ahhhh crap!-
set yourself on fire with out realising it for at least a few seconds

for me that's and achivement unlocked

Why god why-
stub your toe consecutivly

another for me

that darn Korea-
go to north korea thinking it's south korea and talk smack about north korea.

hope I don't get that one...
 

gameline0819

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i got some more.
140 years of bad luck(1,000)
break 20 windows

Hell ya(300)
blow a pipe bomb in a mailbox

hell no(-300)
blow a pipe bomb while making it

you got the best job(10)
become a begger

why do it to the kids(-500)
try to rob a daycare when naked
 

tregon75

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Hmmm, what's that burning smell? (-50)

Start boiling a pot of water, then answer the phone. Forget about the water and start playing video-games. Smell something burning 7 hrs later, after you stop playing. Try to put out the flaming stove.

This actually happened to me once, but luckily I got there in time so that my entire apartment didn't burn down. :p
 

imaroboturarobot

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FAIL +0
trip among beautiful women

Sucess +100000
trip a very annoying person among beautiful without getting caught!

MAN YOUR A BEAST +100000000000000000^32345
Drop kick bin ladin off a pier then pee on him

HOLY SHIT +INFINITE FOR EVER (points)
out swim Michael Phelps While making love to Rachael Bilson!
 
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tregon75 post=18.70117.681778 said:
Hmmm, what's that burning smell? (-50)

Start boiling a pot of water, then answer the phone. Forget about the water and start playing video-games. Smell something burning 7 hrs later, after you stop playing. Try to put out the flaming stove.

This actually happened to me once, but luckily I got there in time so that my entire apartment didn't burn down. :p
You're Kind of Slow (-200)

Do the above at least 5 times

I win at it!
 

Eyclonus

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The Not Stupid Strike Back- Assassinate 1 Scary movie writer, 1 pop celebratory cocaine addicted brat, 1 stupid redneck in politics within one lifetime.

Tough - Fight 10 people where you and opponents are over 18 years of age.

Rough - Fight 20 people where you and opponents are over 18 years of age.

In need of Therapy - Fight 30 people where you and opponents are over 18 years of age.
 

blackadvent

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Captain Awkward- Continually do things that make people stop and ask you, WTF?

Insomniac- Get less than 7 hours of sleep at least 3 days in a row.

The Cake Isn't A Lie- Survive long enough to see your first birthday.

Epic Fail- Die a virgin (Only applies if person is over 14 years old)
 

Anarchemitis

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Take that, Pixar!
-Successfully make a computer graphics animation that you're happy with. [http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=dpyPaNiKT0U]

You're The Man Now, Dog
-Buy your own computer
 

Epifols

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Too Much Time
Read at least half of Tom Clancy's books

Educated
Pass on information you learned in a game as fact to others.

Teacher
Teach someone under the age of 10 a swear word, and have them demonstrate to their parents

Pyromaniac
Burn $1000 worth of things
 

Epifols

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Darth Mobius post=18.70117.681853 said:
genericshadow@gmail.com post=18.70117.681819 said:
Too Much Time
Read at least half of Tom Clancy's books
Not enough friends:
Read every single one of Tom Clancy's Fiction books

(I have that one)

Command Expert:
Read every one of Tom Clancy's Command Series of Books

(That one too)

Military Genius:
Read every Tom Clancy Book ever written

Air Force Brat:
Read Every Dale Brown book ever written
(I had this until he released the two newest books...)
Can achievements be taken away?
 

Tiut

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Darth Mobius post=18.70117.681335 said:
Illiterate Plagiarist:
Successfully copy a thread you didn't know existed:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.69478?page=1
^This

Fail-tasic Topic Creator (OVER 9000)
Congratulations! Lurk moar, dumbass.
 

jacobschndr

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Your Done
You have died, therefore you have completed life
Reward: 1000 points

I'm just waiting for that one to come.