If Optimus Prime was a _______, he'd be Optimus _______

[Fenra]

If Optimus Prime was a Teenager, he'd be Optimus Whine

 

[KingofallCosmos]

If he's anything other than 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127, 131, 137, 139, 149, 151, 157, 163, 167, 173, 179, 181, 191, 193, 197, 199, 211, 223, 227, 229, 233, 239, 241, 251, 257, 263, 269, 271, 277, 281, 283, 293, 307, 311, 313, 317, 331, 337, 347, 349, 353, 359, 367, 373, 379, 383, 389, 397, 401, 409, 419, 421, 431, 433, 439, 443, 449, 457, 461, 463, 467, 479, 487, 491, 499, 503, 509, 521, 523, 541, 547, 557, 563, 569, 571, 577, 587, 593, 599, 601, 607, 613, 617, 619, 631, 641, 643, 647, 653, 659, 661, 673, 677, 683, 691, 701, 709, 719, 727, 733, 739, 743, 751, 757, 761, 769, 773, 787, 797, 809, 811, 821, 823, 827, 829, 839, 853, 857, 859, 863, 877, 881, 883, 887, 907, 911, 919, 929, 937, 941, 947, 953, 967, 971, 977, 983, 991, or 997 he would just be Optimus...

 

[mighty_honour_korea]

If Optimus Prime was a piece of string, he'd be Optimus Twine
If Optimus Prime was a pie, he'd be Optimus Key Lime
If Optimus Prime had the flu, he'd be Optimus Swine
If Optimus Prime was Chilean, he'd be Optimus Mine.
If Optimus Prime did street theater, he'd be Optimus Mime.
If Optimus Prime was a musical comedy, he'd be Optimus Pantomime

So on and so forth.

 

[Double A]

If Optimus Prime was a robot, he'd be Optimus Prime.

 

[ABLb0y]

If Optimus Prime was a vampire, He'd be Optimus Nine... s... Rodriquez.

That's the best I got...

 

[Vykrel]

that loveyoulongtime one really made me laugh XD

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

If Optimus Prime was a number that could only be divided by himself and 1, he'd be Optimus Prime Prime.

 

[Roocifer]

If Optimus Prime was announced by Jonathan Ross he'd be Optimus Pwime

Bahaha Excellent

 

[TheCakeIs RightThere]

If optimus prime was a politician He'd be optimus prime-minister

 

[JasonKaotic]

If Optimus Prime was tinned, he'd be Optimus Brine!

 

[Sammaul]

If Optimus Prime was a fashiondesigner, he´d be Optimus Klein.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

If Optimus Prime was a character in a horrible Micheal Bay adaptation, he's be Optimus OINO (Optimus-In-Name-Only)

 

[The Funslinger]

If Optimus prime got a job polishing shoes, he'd be Optimus Shine... ya shoes, guv'nor?

 

[The Funslinger]

If Optimus Prime was actually just 8 silent performers in a robot costume, he'd be Octomus Mime.

Optimus Prime is actually a beer in Fable 2, called Hoptimus Prime.

Why in Fable 2, exactly? Hops are still a primary ingredient in beer.

 

[Jegsimmons]

If Optimus Prime was punctual he'd be Optimus On Time!
If Optimus Prime was at full capacity he'd Optimal Prime!
If Optimus Prime was a swamp monster he'd be Optimus Slime!
If Optimus Prime was a saw he'd be Optimus Grind!
If Optimus Prime was hand cranked he'd be Optimus Wined!
If Optimus Prime was soap scum, He'd be Optimus Grime!
If Optimus Prime was a browser he'd be Optimus Online!!!!
If Optimus Prime was a little ***** he'd be Optimus WHINE!!!!!
If Optimus Prime was a drink he's be Optimus Wine!!!!!!

 

[Wertww]

If Optimus Prime was a pacifist, he'd be Optimus Kind.

 

[LordOrin]

If his hidden form was the public bus service in Leon, Mexico he'd be Optibus Prime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optibus

Edit:

Pretty self explanatory.


If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

That would be 1D surely.

You were probably already corrected on this, but i'll say it too (feeling smart is awesome):
1D is a dot.
2D is a line, or anything else except it's infinitely flat.

1d would've been dot.

Actually CplDustov is correct. 0D is a dot, 1D is a line, and 2D is a plane.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-dimensional

OT: if Optimus Prime carried passangers, he'd be Omnibus Prime.

If Optimus Prime could transform into a knight, a thief and a wizard, he'd be Optimus Trine.

 

[teh_Canape]

if Optimus Prime was a condom

Spoiler

he'd be Optimus 'Prime'