If TF2 was real life...

[AfroTree]

I sure wish I had xbox live right now so I could play this.

i wish my disk still worked..damn you cruel fate, damn you!

also...the soldier, why you ask?

because Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little bit more about you buddy, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!

or

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

 

[Aerodynamic]

Scout.

I am a small, fast, and cocky bastard in real life.

 

[Flames66]

Spy. I like to remain anonymous and mysterious.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Pyro. Because no-one else has said it yet. Also because I mumble a lot IRL...

 

[CompanionCube]

Spy hands down. Can disguise myself with a fucking cardboard mask

 

[CounterAttack]

Soldier. I love his personality and quotes: "Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!"

 

[ottenni]

Scout. I like speed. And double jumping is awesome.

 

[That's Funny]

Spy, know one would know until I killed them.

 

[XainBushido]

A sniper just because I am paranoid enough that spies are sneaking up on me regularly.

 

[jubosu]

Heavy
You get to eat and punch the shit out of people
Did it for Halloween at college already anyway

 

[jojoemon]

Scout, for the double jump. "Hey, I'm so damn good that physics doesn't even apply to me! Take that Newton!"

 

[Harlemura]

Said this in another thread not too long ago, I'll say it again.
Engineer, because being able to fix anything by bludgeoning it with a wrench would be awesome.
I'd make millions... probably have to spend it all on extra metal though.

 

[Kryzantine]

I'd most closely resemble a spy, I just have a knack for disguise in real life.

Which one would I want to be, though? Sniper. It's the only other one which allows me to remain unseen, and I can attack from a much longer range.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Sniper. I like to sit back in my comfort zone.

yea but you would have to pee into a jar...

on that note... sniper as well.

 

[chris11246]

Id be an engineer since Im studying to be one anyway. Im also the right kind of engineer to build the robotic turrets, a computer engineer so that pretty much decided it for me.

 

[Gregorius]

I can't choose just one. I'd probably be either:
- an Engineer.
Build my own perfect home security, and I can make a teleporter from my computer in my basement to the bathroom two floors up;
- a Sniper.
I have extremely steady hands, and it would give me a reason to say "Boom! Headshot!" or "CLANG! What the f*ck was that?!" legitimately; or
- a Soldier.
EXPLOSIONS! EVERYDAY IS A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE! NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE FAST? JUMP, CROUCH AND SHOOT AT YOUR FEET! BA-BA-BOOM~!

 

[recoverytwo]

Medic, because i could turn the gun on myself and be badass.

 

[Raven Guard]

I would be a Pyro. There is nothing more awesome than lighting things on fire and blasting annoying idiots into lamp posts with compressed air.

 

[Doc Incognito]

I would have to be an Engineer, as long as Engineers have experience with both hardware and software. I am a bit of a roboticist, and if my turret could only do the three things it does when I beat it with a wrench, I would be thoroughly annoyed.

 

[Dr.Sean]

I'm not a sheep, so I will go against the bleating masses, and so I will be a pyro, because nobody else is a pyro. Fuck I thought there was another dude besides Sniper, MEdic, Pyro, Spy, Engineer, Heavy Weapons Guy, Demoman and Soldier