If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Why did you throw your computer at that old lady?

I would, if I had that many decorative napkins.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Why don't you redecorate the Vatican?

There was no potatoes.

 

[willofbob]

Why did you turn GLADoS intto a pie?

I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Tell us what you told your hallucinations in the asylum?

I don't need your aged linen tomatoes.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Would you like to watch a movie?

It's like a wibbly wobbly timey wimey.. stuff..

 

[The Night Angel]

Can you make a bunch of words sound like a child is saying them??

The 'p' key on my keyboard

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

What is the most immature thing for a PC?

So it was a girrafe that did it.

 

[EmptyOptimist]

How did my shoes get on that phone line?

An insomniac chinchilla.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Who keeps throwing banana's at me when I'm trying to sleep!?

A good ol' Falcon Pawnch to the face.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How do you "fix" stupid?

Last time I ate live hedgehog...

 

[The Night Angel]

When was the last time your throat bled??


Under my mug of tea

 

[MammothBlade]

Where is the table?

I don't know, ask my penis.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Have you ever tasted a rainbow?

It's just the best thing since sliced bread!

 

[EmptyOptimist]

How good is that toast?

I wear it around my neck!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

How do badasses deal with large, poisonous snakes?

That guy over there.

 

[Silverslith]

Where did that money-shot go? Uh, who farted?

Only once, and I didn't really like it.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Have you experimented with....bungee jumping?

Throw the cats! It's the only way!

 

[Dr.Susse]

We are being attacked by old women. How do we fight them?

We all fell down.

 

[Roxas1359]

Were did everyone go.
Look out! It's coming towards us!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has any one seen that large ball covered in spikes?

A pope, some soap and some dope.