If you could beat the living hell outta any video game character who would it be?????

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SnootyEnglishman

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Navi. I'd use a spell to make her real than beat the ever loving crap out of her while shouting "hey...listen" with every alternate stomping.

P.S: i'd put more stuff within your posts if you want to avoid any mod wrath.
 

likalaruku

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SnootyEnglishman said:
Navi. I'd use a spell to make her real than beat the ever loving crap out of her while shouting "hey...listen" with every alternate stomping.

P.S: i'd put more stuff within your posts if you want to avoid any mod wrath.
Is this the part where I say I got Ninja'd?
 

xvbones

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The entire cast of Final Fantasy 8, 9 and 10, about half of 12. Haven't played 13.

Also all of the companions in Dragon Age: Awakenings. Origins is one of my favorite games. Awakenings is like bad fan fiction.
 

Miumaru

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Francis from L4D. Stop getting hit by the Tank's Rocks!!!! I'll never get Nothing Special...
 

CJ1145

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Sandvich, from Team Fortress 2.

That dirty, dirty Spy...

More seriously, I'd say Chaos from Dissidia: Final Fantasy. Because if you were able to beat Keith David in God form, you're officially unstoppable.
 

Kevlar Eater

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Jack Marston, when he was a kid. Oh course, John and possibly Abigail would end up putting holes in my back and head before I could do serious damage.
 

xvbones

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Vehementer Fox said:
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I used to hold the Mount Jerall Adoring Fan Downhill Challenge:

Get him positioned way way up on the side of Mount Jerall, sneak attack him in the back of the head with an arrow and watch him bounce, flip and cartwheel his way down.

You have to drink a full beer for every five trees he hits and whenever he flips more than twice on a single bounce.

Bonus points if he attracts wildlife and gets mangled when he wakes up.
 

TelHybrid

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Every new Sonic character. By new I mean the ones who's 1st appearance was in any 3D game onwards.

Especially Shadow. I fucking hate that emo tossbag.
 

Exius Xavarus

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Ashley Graham. I know it would be counter-productive to the story, but I despise her. _._ It's incredibly difficult for me to protect her AND myself at the same time. And with all of the weapons Leon carried around, couldn't she at least use one?
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Seth from SF IV. Oh my fucking god the amount of times he just barely beat me is ridiculousness. Eventually I was literally wanting to jump into the game and strangle him with my bare hands. Since obviously I couldn't I had to relax enough not to go and start on some violent rampage through my house. And considering I was in the room with some of the most expensive electronics in my whole home... that could NOT have ended well.

Of course often times a partilcularly fucking annoying computer will continue to kick my ass repeatedly in a fighting game, but the one that really stands out in my mind is Seth. ERRRR! It makes my blood boil just to think of him!