If you could beat the living hell outta any video game character who would it be?????

Recommended Videos

Slenn

Cosplaying Nuclear Physicist
Nov 19, 2009
15,782
0
0
Tidus from FFX. I like that game, but he's the one character that I cannot stand one bit.
 

Cain_Zeros

New member
Nov 13, 2009
1,494
0
0
Navi, Tingle, Skull Kid. As for non-Zelda characters, Mayor McCready or whatever the hell is his name is in Little Lamplight (Fallout 3). Not so smug now, huh?
 

Scythax

New member
Nov 23, 2009
172
0
0
Sticky from Fallout 3.

Oh yeah, and Mayor McReedy. Jesus christ that kid needed a good bullet to the knee.
 

Moosh50

New member
Oct 19, 2008
122
0
0
I'd curve stomp every party member from Final Fantasy 8 and 13.

Edit: 'cept the black guy from 13. He was kinda cool.
 

mrhappyface

New member
Jul 25, 2009
3,554
0
0
The Buzz Show Host. That freaky chinless excuse for a human has hurt my eardrums for far too long.
 

Lem0nade Inlay

New member
Apr 3, 2010
1,166
0
0
Master Chief,
Any of your rivals in pokemon, (when I was young I hated them all so much and I need revenge goddammit!)
Rosh Penin, from Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy,
And last but not least, Sophia Lamb, I HATE HER SO MUCH!

EDIT: Oh yeah, and mayor McCreedy or whatever from FO3. Stupid Bethesda not letting me shoot children in that game! That kid deserved it!
 

Atmos Duality

New member
Mar 3, 2010
8,473
0
0
-Zidane from FF9 (I never really liked his characterization...he always put me a bit off. In my opinion, Locke was a better character than this guy.)

-Tidus from FF10 (annoying voice, and completely idiotic characterization. Pure annoyance from beginning to end.)

Those two deserve most of my scorn for being unbelievably popular despite being avid fans of the Idiot Ball.

Hell, I actually came to love Freya from FF9 solely because she verbally ***** slapped Zidane for being a complete dolt. Her tragic story is light years ahead of Zidane's in terms of actual character development despite being cut off at the knees.

In the same vein, Kimahri earned my approval because the very first thing you see him do is try to kill Tidus.
He looks perpetually pissed off in every single scene from that point onward as if he's asking himself:
"First I have to look after that vacant idiot of a summoner, now I have to babysit her new annoying plaything? I swear that if the plot doesn't kill this kid, I will...what have I done to deserve this?"
 

mew4ever23

New member
Mar 21, 2008
818
0
0
Tingle from Windwaker. Seriously, Nintendo, that was not cool making us shell out that rupees to finish the game.

90% of the cast of the Sonic games. He really doesn't need his 9 million sidekicks. Just Tails and Knuckles.

Oh, and Slippy from Starfox. He may be the mastermind behind Team Starfox's gear, but Damn it, I'm tired of having to save his sorry ass in combat.

SnootyEnglishman said:
Navi. I'd use a spell to make her real than beat the ever loving crap out of her while shouting "hey...listen" with every alternate stomping.
Oh GOD yes. May I join the Navi stomping?
 

Lightslei

New member
Feb 18, 2010
559
0
0
Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor said:
Kratos because if I had the ability to kick his ass. I would be the most hardcore badass ever to walk to earth.
Ninja'd.

Except because I just don't get the hype of the series... and thus I hate the emblem of the series.
 

RestamSalucard

New member
Feb 26, 2010
77
0
0
OK, for almost each and every one of these I could agree with. However, there is one that has shown up not once but twice for absolutely no reason at all. I mean, what the hell is with the hate for the Mario? What, in Spaghetti's name, did he do to deserve this? Seriously, did Santa not get you a Super Nintendo when you were a kid or something?

Also, Vrex360's hard on for the Emperor is a little random.
 

blarghblarghhhhh

New member
Mar 16, 2010
501
0
0
it would probably have to be carth from kotor. every time he nagged me about being a dick I wanted to knock his jaw off with my light saber.
 

Zombus

New member
Apr 29, 2009
199
0
0
Demented Teddy said:
Sophia Lamb.

Oh god that would feel so good.
Ninja'd. The good ending made me soooooooooo angry when your little sister saves her. Oh god, I raged for a week.