If you could have any political figure back you up in a fight, who would it be?
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Well I could say something witty, I could say something serious... or I can point to this video that shows awesome Abe
But it's possibly NSFW
OT: I pick Abe
But it's possibly NSFW
OT: I pick Abe
He's hosting some stupid show on TruTV called Conspiracy Theorey. Which consists of him taking a different crack pot conspiracy at face value and trying to investigate it. Goes as well as you think it does. Biggest hits include Global warming is a conspiracy by the UN to control America's behavior. The Bilderberg group is going to reduce the worlds population to five million or 500,000 by poisoning the entire worlds food supply. I hope he does one about the lizard people that should be funny.Krantos said:
For me I got go with Teddy Roosevelt.
I pick David Ben-Gurion. I mean he literally spearheaded the founding of Israel, THE MOST contorversial state of the modern world. He founded the IDF, which has proven to be one of the top military forces in the world, and not once allowed anyone to push him around when he was in office. He led the army to victory in 1948 war of independance and died of old age. Frankly if thats not bad-ass the only thing that is is Teddy Roosevelt. But I was trying to be creative. Or this guy
Theodore. Mother. Fucking. Roosevelt. Certified Badass.
He once killed a man with his bare hands and wrote to a friend that it was "great fun."
He once was in a fight with a world champion boxer and got hit so hard that he went blind in one eye, and kept fighting.
He went for 30 mile speed walks every single day.
The man was a beast. A monster. I think I would be OK in a fight with him by my side.
He once killed a man with his bare hands and wrote to a friend that it was "great fun."
He once was in a fight with a world champion boxer and got hit so hard that he went blind in one eye, and kept fighting.
He went for 30 mile speed walks every single day.
The man was a beast. A monster. I think I would be OK in a fight with him by my side.
Ya, I gotta go with Mecha-Lincoln, especially since he is cool enough to pose for an old-timey photo.Baby Eater said:Abraham Lincoln
He also got shot and gave his speech afterward, if I'm not mistaken.Eumersian said:
Yeah, I'll take him.
You want a fat guy in Luftwaffe Uniform two sizes too small?KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life said:
first a thought off Augustus but we was a rather puny weakling, unless i get the roman army by proxy
if not Nikita Khrushchev, we would just beat you to death with his shoe
