If you could have the worlds undivided attention for 1 minute...

[Devil's Due]

I'd recite the beginning Star Trek lines and tell them this is what they must do!

Or more likely I'd explain to them all that video games are amazing and they should make more and less rap. Also to force education on my country (America) so we can actually become super smart again

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I'd burst into song!
*AHEM!*
Let's get down to buisness, I own you all!
Did I get the earth? And I asked for Mars!
You're the saddest world I've ever seen but you can bet from now on!
I now own all of you, forever!
You'll find that my armies, have the earth hostage!
Those who do not bow down, will be defeated!
You're a spineless weak pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue! Now that I own all of you!

I would go on but the post would be massive!

 

[Xiorell]

Well, I'd wanna say something really epic and life changing.... but I'd probabley just end up whipping my cock out

 

[Phoenix09215]

Well I'm going to presume that I have forcefully gained the world attention... I would start by explaining that I plan on world domination, and then say that in 20 seconds I will activate all of the worlds nuclear missiles > After 20 seconds, however, nothing will happen and I will laugh and call the whole world idiots

 

[Tipsy Giant]

If we spent the money we spend on fighting each other on space travel we would be colonising planets by now!
If we all took religious texts to be moral instructions to create heaven on earth we would stop destroying it in gods name
If the owner of a white ford could check their car it is being towed

 

[jultub]

After quite a while of thinking, I realised that I probably wouldn't rickroll them, but trololo roll instead. Seriously, I got nothing to say to the world of jerks outside my front door. I have other means of contacting the ones I would want to talk to.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I only have a minute? Well I'd sell it as Advertising space. Companies pay millions of dollars to advertise at the Superbowl so how much would they pay for a guaranteed audience of six billion?

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Mass hypnosis. The world would be mine!

Failing that I'd probably start acting like I figured out some great secret to the universe and build up to it for most of that one minute, then be about to say it right before my broadcast cuts out. Everyone would be wondering what it was I was about to say.

 

[Trivun]

I would make everyone watch 45 seconds of Firefly, and I'd use my remaining 15 seconds to tell anyone who doesn't know already just what Fox did to Firefly. And if I had some time left over, I might make some helpful suggestions as to what people should do to Fox for canceling Firefly.

As the result of giving everyone in the world a common enemy (the bastards who canceled Firefly), I would have simultaneously given Fox the punishment they deserve, and united the world into a new era of peace... except against Fox.

Not to mention that would absolutely 100% ramp up the pressure for Firefly to be brought back, and therefore more than likely ensure eternal gratitude to you from Joss Whedon, the entire Firefly cast and crew, and most of the Earth's population .

Anyway, I'd personally spend my minute ranting that if people don't like something, they should just ignore it, and do my very best to ensure the complete and utter wiping out of all Halo-haters, Twilight-haters, M.-Night-Shyamalan-haters, and haters of any kind. Oh, and I'd reinforce the point that cats are not evil!!!!!

 

[JLML]

I would most likely start talking about how peculiar the world really is, how strange things can be, and how you meet the most singular persons from time to time. Then I would say some words about that person, and let the world that even though you may not be important to the world as a whole, you can make all the difference to one person. Just like that person makes all the difference to me. Finally, I'd tell everyone that even though everything seems hopeless, as long as there's someone to talk with, there's a friend. And as long as there's a friend, there's hope. As long as there's hope, there's a reason. A reason to keep trying. And as long as you try, you can succeed. No matter what the goal is, as long as you don't give up, you can make it.

Then I'd finish with saying "thank you for your time, have a nice day, and remember that even though you might not affect the world, you can make all the difference."

I don't know how to say all that in 1 minute, but I'd try at least. =P

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

"Get off my planet"

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd probably crap myself from all the attention and my trousers would then turn brown. Or perhap's i'd make some cheesy speech about my dislike of religion or video games...

 

[101194]

"All of you are BABIES!"

I don't like tf2 that much, But it'd be worth it.

 

[etherlance]

Well I would wear something sensible and tell the world about......

well I would......that is to say I would.....perhaps maybe I could......well now that I think about it...........
....no wait it's really important they hear me say....I.....well.....


.........Oh screw it all!!


<spoiler=I would say this to the world>

 

[Sjakie]

I would ignore them completly.
After that minute passed, they will be back to ignoring me anyway. Nothing i say or do will change their ways anyway.
Well, i'm tempted to mention that god doesn't exist, but i don't want zealots coming after me or get my own mention in the fatwa-database.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Well if I couldn't usher in a new age of peace and hope for the masses and make the world a better place then I'd hand the mic over to whoever could...failing that I'd perform a section of stand up comedy so that at least then the world could have a simultanious giggle.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

"Y'all listenin'? Okay, when I count to three, we're all gonna jump in the air. Ready? One... two..."
And then the Earth would break. But it'd be worth it.

Spoiler: But if I could show everyone a TV...

"PEOPLE OF THE WORLD...""THAT IS ALL!"

This is completely offtopic but... Thankyou, for making my day feel... complete

 

[DannibalG36]

I would spend that one minute elaborating on why the word "I" is so damn important if anyone wants to survive in the world.

 

[Jodah]

"Dear Everyone, I hate you all."

Who needs a minute, I need 5 seconds.

 

[nebtheslayer95]

Simple.I would say:
"YOU WILL DESTROY TWILIGHT,MILEY CYRUS,THE JONAS BROTHERS,THE DISNEY CHANNEL AND JUSTIN BIEBER FROM EXISTENCE!"

I could not have put it better myself.