If you met God

[Aurora219]

I'd reevaluate my existence.

And apologise for being a scathing pessimist about religion as a whole.

And apologise for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section.

 

[Angryman101]

Tell me, what's the weather like up your own ass?
OP: I dunno, I'd probably go mad at the sight of flawless divine beauty or whatever. That's what happens, right?
If that wasn't the case, I wouldn't ask him any questions. I'd rather find out for myself.

While I wouldn't want to break my own words - that is, if I believed in oaths or empty promises of any kind...

It's very fair up there, thank you. Doesn't nearly stink as bad as the outside.

Interesting how people like you lower yourself with weak ad hominem attacks on those who oppose you, although it might not even be the case here - there got to be a rock bottom somewhere.

Spoiling your fun? Well, you're spoiling mine, so scram it.

Oppose me? I don't care if you oppose me. I just can't stand smug idiots like yourself who think they're better than everyone else because they think they have it all figured out. Constantly insulting other people's beliefs while accusing the other side of doing the exact same thing. It's hypocritical, it's stupid, and you're just as bad if not worse than the people you're insulting.
You know, the kind that go into an internet forum with a bunch of people having fun with a hypothetical question and just shitting all over everything because they always have to get that smug last little word in.
Fuck you.

 

[gigastrike]

"So what's the deal with the dinosaurs?"

 

[Coda117]

Dude, WTF man, WTF. Then God would be like sorry bro, and I would say yeah because that was bullshit back there. Then he would hook me up with epic high five or something sweet.

 

[madmatt]

why the purple billed papylactus?
why the short life span?
why people like billion bucks?

 

[Riobux]

I'd kick him in the balls over and over again.

Well, that or I'd confront him about my life and I wouldn't take "it's a trial" for an answer.

 

[stone0042]

I'd first be incredibly happy, then thank him for repeatedly, repeatedly blessing me, and then ask what I could do to better please him. Maybe ask a few philosophical/scientific questions to satiate my curiosity, if and only if I thought he wouldn't be bothered to answer.

Snip

Well done. Assholes like that annoy me to no end.

 

[Logic 0]

Reinstate natural selection one person at a time.

 

[stone0042]

I might also ask him that, for being a being of 'endless benevolence', the idea of damning people to Hell for an eternity of suffering sounds awfully counter-productive to his image.
I've heard a Christian tell me this choice, of not believing and going to Hell, or believing and going to Heaven, is a sign of extreme benevolence - I beg to differ. It's an illusion of free choice. The world is full of great people with no belief in 'God', or believing in something else. They don't deserve a place in Heaven for being good?

Hypocrisy at its worst, is what it is, sadly.

I'm by no means a religious official or anything of the sort, but do believe in God and most of what Roman Catholicism preaches. I don't believe that if you are a non-believer you necessarily have to go to hell. I believe that God is an all-loving being, and so would have pity on these people and allow them eternal life. I think that very few people go to Hell, only those that are truly evil, or that blatantly denounce God, or are over-bearing in their derision in reference to him.

 

[Akalistos]

I would prove him he can exist and watch as my awesome logic make him implode. Wake up, and go about my day.

 

[tjcross]

ok i'm assuming a very loose heavenly father as the god i'm meeting (my god before i stopped caring only broke 2 commandments) first i'd ask him how hard it was creating the universe the i'd ask him why he allowed the mass of humans to be greedy destructive morons (no offense to the dumber people in this world)and lastly if he could buy me a pepsi oh and for him to make a human who finds the dure for all the worlds illnesses, pollution, world hunger, the flaws i the 3 types of government ect... oh and i'd ask him why i had to go through a living hell as a child and if i was going to heaven or hell then i'd thank him for his time and go back to playing world of warcraft. maybe I'd ask him if i could visit some dead celebrities like edgar allen poe and the creator of d&d.

 

[stone0042]

I'd reevaluate my existence.

And apologise for being a scathing pessimist about religion as a whole.

And apologise for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section.

Off topic, but I love your avatar. It's mesmerizing

 

[Tdc2182]

"Why am I staring at nothing?"

I would tell him he's a ****

Why dont you guys go ahead and edit your posts.

I'd punch him in the face.

If I was more prepared, I'd outright kill him.

I'd crucify him.

Thes two are just fucking sick. Seriously guys, I dont give a shit that you dont believe in any religion, but dont come one and post that shit. Have a little respect for the religious community

 

[BuckminsterF]

I'd go with Heisenburg, "Why Relativity and Why Turbulence?", he might have an answer to the first one.

 

[G1eet]

so what the heck is the correct religion!?

answer will be ''none of the above'' probably.

Mormon. Mormon was the correct answer.

Crowd: *collective groan*

Cookie for reference.

OT: give him a high five (eleven? maybe he has more digits) for allowing Olivia Munn to live.

 

[VicunaBlue]

I'd try to sweet talk him into granting me three wishes. What else?

 

[Sjakie]

I would ignore him, same as he does with all of us

 

[Tdc2182]

Oppose me? I don't care if you oppose me. I just can't stand smug idiots like yourself who think they're better than everyone else because they think they have it all figured out. Constantly insulting other people's beliefs while accusing the other side of doing the exact same thing. It's hypocritical, it's stupid, and you're just as bad if not worse than the people you're insulting.
You know, the kind that go into an internet forum with a bunch of people having fun with a hypothetical question and just shitting all over everything because they always have to get that smug last little word in.
Fuck you.

And this. Listen to this guy and show some respect for the religous side of this community. Dont spurt out religious hate from behind a computer you cowards.