If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd steal his pants while he was distracted with preventing Bryghtside's escape.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd freak everybody out with my................

HEAVY WEAPONS BOXERS

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd call the mighty mods to smite him for his treasonous double posting

 

[Fraught]

I'd deflect his bullets, so that they'd hit him.

Yeah, I'd totally kill a stranger for no reason.

It's, you know. Cool, and shit.

[small]EDIT: Ninja'd, but I guess it works.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd steal his pants before he used force-choke on me.

 

[KillerH]

I would take his little mouse hat off and eat him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would burst out of his stomach in a glorious explosion and then take back my hat and steal his pants.

 

[Devling]

id say: "dear sir put unforgetton realms back on."...and then id smash hes knee caps

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would comment on his good taste in music before punching him in the face and stealing his pants.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would take his puny bullets with a smile then stand there and shoot him to death without even flinching from the bullet damage

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would say "Oh a fellow Hot Fuzz fan."

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would throw my sister's killer's cd at him.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd nod and say

"meh tis okay"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would nod with him and say "meh tis okay" at the same time as him.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would ignore him and talk to those identical twins over there.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd converse with the other twin

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd steal both of their pants while they were distracted with the twins.

 

[Julianking93]

I wouldn't care because I'm talking to twins.

Besides, I hate these pants.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd give him back his pants and then kick him in the shin for having such terrible pants in the first place.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd yell at you that these are just my pajamas.

I do hate them though. See for yourself:

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Goddamn it I hate grandparents.