yeah, I'd take the Darth Sidious route and rule everything. Except I'll leave the asthmatic toaaster oven and his lightsaber home. I saw return of the jedi, not making the same mistake twice.
if you were a villian?
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did you know that george lucas' villains are all based on nazis and other dictatorsShadowKatt said:
its kinda obvious what with he uniforms the empire soldiers wear in the original trilogyshootthebandit said:
Nope, didn't make that connection, but seeing as how Hitler almost ruled the world, seems like a pretty sound plan.Quantum Roberts said:
Don't think too much into it. Or I'LL DOORBELL DITCH YOUR HOUSE! Again and Again and AGAIN... MuahahahahahahaQuantum Roberts said:
You haven't taken a look in my Fancy Book of Villainous Ideas while I wasn't looking, have you?Time Travelling Toaster said:Buy a tophat and a monocle, grow a handelbar tache, and pretty much fuck shit up
I've got about two evil plans. The first far more evil than the second but both would be equally fun.
The first plan would come down to building a clocktower so high it would confuse people two time-zones away from the tower.
The second plan would involve me taking over the world (this would take a little while with my current 10-step plan), creating some kind of utopia where no one is poor and everyone is happy. Then mysteriously disappearing and watch as the world returns to the mess we have now.
Oh the hilarity.
I've thought long and hard about this... I'd melt the polar ice caps and live in a submarine... Oh wait... Dr Evil beat me to it... Damn...
Gah! My one weakness, EXPOSED. How dare you make me expose myself you PERVERT! We'll MEET AGAIN Quaaaantuum!!!........Roberts.....Quantum Roberts said:
Start a military coup and install myself as ruler of the world.
then get rid of everyone i dont like.
Untill i create a new happy world called snuggle-bug-town
after which i would destroy for the hell of it.
and create a land that basically looks like isengard but on a world wide scale.
So basically a wasteland with lots of factorys and technology stuff for my evil deeds.
then get rid of everyone i dont like.
Untill i create a new happy world called snuggle-bug-town
after which i would destroy for the hell of it.
and create a land that basically looks like isengard but on a world wide scale.
So basically a wasteland with lots of factorys and technology stuff for my evil deeds.
Set an example as being the pinnacle of compassion and benevolence while secretly amassing great power. Then when it's lest expected take control of the world by using my super weapon as blackmail.
eat all the worlds fast food sugary foods and stuff like that blow up all the corresponding factorys and then tell the fat people fo the world they must eat everyone and i shall give them what they want.
Great. A koala themed villian has joined my cast of enemies. Why cant I ever just piss off an arms dealer and get someone respectale....well at least it aint that duckalalge said:
ive got the most genius villian idea
first you gotta create a virus for itunes, this causes the listeners mind to be controled via subliminal messages. so ideally everyone on the planet with an ipod would be your minion
first you gotta create a virus for itunes, this causes the listeners mind to be controled via subliminal messages. so ideally everyone on the planet with an ipod would be your minion