If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. For me...♡
And no, I'm with you for different reasons, Sas...

 

[Sassafrass]

This is good to know.
Now..shall we retreat to the bedroom?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I thought you'd never ask. Seriously, the lingerie isn't exactly warm.

 

[Asturiel]

Well, do you ever get, freaky with that thing?

 

[Insanum]

*Steals hat*

*runs*

 

[Sassafrass]

Death?
I stare him in the face every day.
And the hat stealer obviously hasn't seen the bungie cord trick I do.

@Vaude: Well, what are waiting for then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*jumps into arms*
Exactly...

 

[Julianking93]

Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me.

 

[Sassafrass]

Wonder if they were really Wonder Woman.
Before focusing back on Vaude.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Still in arms, points in direction of bedroom*
That way!

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes ma'am!
*Carries her off into bedroom, kicks door shut behind him*

 

[brunothepig]

So... Uh. That was fun. But, about spending the day together. I just remembered, I actually have a... thing... I have to do. So, I have your number, and I'll call you... *backs out*

 

[Sassafrass]

Fair enough. See you around.
Now, where was I? Ah, yes I remember.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what the hell are u supposed to be?

 

[NeoAC]

Aha! Cockblock-no-jutsu!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Clever move. Clever move indeed.

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed.
Shall we continue now? *Snuggles*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course~
*Snuggles close*