I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[E.X.D.]

Jeans and a skateboard.
So I can bash heads and get the f**k out.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

Boxers and a chef's knife.

 

[Jinx5934]

My "Special" shorts and my Tennis Rocket/Umbrella!

Briefs and A Machine Gun.

I don't see how the machine gun is a melee weapon

"Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, and if it doesn't work, you can always hit them with it" - Snatch :L

 

[Lord Thodin]

my loafers and my wooden chair leg

 

[Jinx5934]

It was always going to have to be Hawiian shorts and a TV remote xD

 

[ClaretPanda]

It'd have to be my cargo pants lots of pocket space and id prob pull 1 of the wardrobe doors off (well at least one that i could carry with ease) then id be on my merry way

 

[TimeLord]

Trenchcoat and Sonic Screwdriver

Who needs a weapon when you can destroy Dalek empires with nothing but a Sonic Screwdriver

But can said [sub]sonic[/sub] screwdriver bash in a skull?

At close range? Yes!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Jeans and (can I have 2) fatass kitchen knives.

 

[Schreck157]

A kilt and a Louisville slugger

 

[tombman888]

trackie's and a crowbar. or i happen to lose my crowbar, I'll resort to a polished, decorated knife i have. it's about 30cm long and fairly sharp.

 

[Johnny Cain]

One item of clothing: Jumpsuit (slip on pants with zipping torso)
One improvised weapon: Crowbar. Or a lamp.

 

[Conkzerton]

Uh, Salvador Dalek shirt (its kind of dress like) and a 6ft metal lamp. One of those atmospheric ones for posh living rooms. Then I snap it in half on my knee and the ninja fights may begin. Oh! That or my David Tennant doll.

 

[The Bum]

My suit and fedora and my trusty baseball bat I'm gonna god Mobster on your ass!

Yeah i know it ain't just one article of clothing but i'm going out with style

 

[ilion]

Karate gi and a Swiss army knife.

 

[Zero-Vash]

My track spandex leggings and the shower curtain rod

 

[wordsmith]

My "Special" shorts and my Tennis Rocket/Umbrella!

Briefs and A Machine Gun.

I don't see how the machine gun is a melee weapon

It totally can be!

OT: My jeans and a kitchen knife probably, being as my jeans always contain my carkeys and phone, and those would be the first things I'd need in that situation.

 

[Burningsok]

leather jacket, and a shovel.

 

[Orhid]

Borat Bikini Tactical Nuclear Missile

 

[Madshaw]

i'll wear a dry towel around my waist,

and have the wet towel i just dried myself with as a deadly (and painfull) hand to hand weapon