Impossible dares...can you make one?

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Yeah, this is not exactly difficult.

I dare you to fly to the moon, pick me up a lunar cheeseburger, and get back here in under 30 seconds. And you better have an elephant with you.

I dare you to consume a mid-to-large sized SUV using only a spork and your wit.

I dare you to cause world peace by wiggling your ears.

I dare you to turn the internet into...I don't know....a microwave.

I dare you to tunnel through the Earth and build a city in it's center...In under 4 minutes.

I dare you to divide by zero.

I dare you to take the square root of a negative number.

I dare you to spend the rest of the day on the ceiling, without using any kind of additive substance.


Seriously, this isn't hard. I don't understand what you're going for here.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

touch your head with your bum

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I dare you to win the game/

WINNAR!

I dare you to divide by zero.

I dare you to take the square root of a negative number.

Both of these are possible. The imaginary number I is used for negative square roots and asymptotes are what occur when you divide by zero.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I dare you to say something negative about Mr. Rogers.

He's dead.

BAM!

 

[Megacobb]

I dare you to make a black hole using only a pickle.

 

[Tinman_1993]

beat a man to death with his own corpse and spine simultaneously while drinking 40 gallons of eggnog mixed with nesquik

 

[Futureman]

Yeah, this is not exactly difficult.

I dare you to fly to the moon, pick me up a lunar cheeseburger, and get back here in under 30 seconds. And you better have an elephant with you.

I dare you to consume a mid-to-large sized SUV using only a spork and your wit.

I dare you to cause world peace by wiggling your ears.

I dare you to turn the internet into...I don't know....a microwave.

I dare you to tunnel through the Earth and build a city in it's center...In under 4 minutes.

I dare you to divide by zero.

I dare you to take the square root of a negative number.

I dare you to spend the rest of the day on the ceiling, without using any kind of additive substance.


Seriously, this isn't hard. I don't understand what you're going for here.

truth is all of these and most of the other ones are very possible, just sorta ridiculous...

 

[The Reverend]

I dare you to make a black hole using only a pickle.

Thats easy, you just need to compress it down to a rediculously small size (for example, if the earth were compressed to the size of a small marble, it would collapse and become a singularity)

OT: I dare you to lunge wildly at a world leader.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Yeah, this is not exactly difficult.

I dare you to fly to the moon, pick me up a lunar cheeseburger, and get back here in under 30 seconds. And you better have an elephant with you.

I dare you to consume a mid-to-large sized SUV using only a spork and your wit.

I dare you to cause world peace by wiggling your ears.

I dare you to turn the internet into...I don't know....a microwave.

I dare you to tunnel through the Earth and build a city in it's center...In under 4 minutes.

I dare you to divide by zero.

I dare you to take the square root of a negative number.

I dare you to spend the rest of the day on the ceiling, without using any kind of additive substance.


Seriously, this isn't hard. I don't understand what you're going for here.

truth is all of these and most of the other ones are very possible, just sorta ridiculous...

Uh....You are either a time traveler from a future where there are restaurants and fancy pet zoos on a moon that is less then 30 seconds away, there are cities in the Earth's core, math has been proven wrong, anti-gravity has been invented, world peace has been achieved, the internet has become a microwave, and the phrase "SUV" means something totally different then what it means now.....Or you didn't read my post very well. Or you have no idea what the word "possible" means.

I mean, at the VERY least, it's impossible to divide by zero.

 

[ClassicJokester]

I dare you to kill yourself and live to tell the tale.

Thats possible actually...

OT: I dare you to reach your hand into a mans ear, and find Narnia.

You've intrigued me. How do you do such a thing.

 

[Zenomorph]

TEE HEE oh you do not know how long ive been waiting for this ok here we go "I dare you to not take on this dare" ^^

 

[skeliton112]

People have attached wires to the optical nerves of a blind man and shwoed him colours. Bad resolution but possible.

 

[Futureman]

the heart of gold of coarse for the moon...
SUV, eat it over a very very long period of time
i wiggle my ears and every one is so entertained that they forget about violence and just focus on my ears
i make my microwave into a modem
i build a very very very tiny drill filled with organisms that thrive in extreme heat and evolve fast enough to build a city in the center of the earth in under 4 min
and idk much about math so im not gona try the last two lol but im sure both can be done!

you ask ridiculous questions you get ridiculous answers

 

[Tsunimo]

I dare you to kill yourself and live to tell the tale.

Thats possible actually...

OT: I dare you to reach your hand into a mans ear, and find Narnia.

You've intrigued me. How do you do such a thing.

You could die, then be revived by any number of medical means.

 

[Csae]

I dare you to beat up Chuck Norris.

 

[Gaz6231]

Jesus, is this thread still going?

 

[Cazza]

I dare you to sing "it's the end of the world as we know it" backwards.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I dare you to go fuck yourself. See? You can't do it! I are win!