In Case Of.....

[The Rockerfly]

Kill yourself and hope you don't get back up

In case of a violent sociopath

 

[Ren3004]

... hide inside the house.


In case of severe agoraphobia...

 

[Ren3004]

... google it.

In case of used diapers...

 

[Jedamethis]

Run like fuck

In case of new catchphrase...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use it and act like you came up with it.

In case of the Rage of Anubis...

 

[Jedamethis]

Run like fuck in vain, for you will never survive.

In case of everybody turning on you...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...take out as many of the back-stabbing bastards down with you as you can.

In case of killing your disguised allies...

 

[Jedamethis]

Curse loudly and clearly

In case of indistinct voices...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...turn up your volume.

In case of Hounds of Tindalos...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...run like hell and hope for divine intervention.

In case of running out of Divine Intervention Scrolls...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...use an Almsivi Intervention Scroll instead.

In case of cliff racers...

 

[craftyfirestorm]

... use a better pun.
[sub]Seriously, what did you mean?[/sub]


In case of not getting a pun...

it's a play on words... maybe you would have got it if i had said "in (a) case of whiskey"

 

[Ren3004]

... build cliff roads.



In case of being shot...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...don't walk to the light

In case of swinging decapitating pendulums...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't hit your own head.


In case of arrhythmia...

 

[Jedamethis]

Attempt to overcome laziness and google what it is.

In case of total system failure...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...call tech support.

In case of Sith Lords...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Don't join them, use the force

In case of the force not existing

 

[Azraellod]

...use the forks.

In case of the forks being dirty...

 

[Ren3004]

...clean them.


In case of the washing machine being broken...