In My Defense...

[ravensshade]

in my defense i was just saying turn to page 666...

you did something to anger every sentient being

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really damn funny to me.
Flaming chimps and a jewish guy? Come on.

You deleted my saved games!

 

[krement]

In my defence, I was trying to make it run faster

You ate my goldfish

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't taking care of it...and it was lunchtime.

You put my hot food in the freezer!

 

[krement]

In my defence, it was ice cream, before it was boiled.

You engaged in shady back room deals with the enemy!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it wasn't the enemy. They were just generic shady characters.

You put catfood in my food

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you did start growing cat ears.

You sent me back in time!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense you asked me to send you back to the start...

you sent me to the future!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you did ask to play Modern Warfare 2 RIGHTNOW.

You didn't report a troll!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was a succesfull troll and it was you

you started an unimaginative flamewar

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was bored and uninspired.
[sup]Geeze...I would be a goddamn patient one, wouldn't I? [/sup]

You brought a plague upon us all.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense the salesman said it be a plague of money

you killed the shopkeeper

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he shot first. I just wanted a damned donut!

You stole my Krispy Kreme!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it wasn't poisoned enough to kill me, but it would have taken you down.

You made a wall of text!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a funny wall.

You didn't read an assigned book!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I read the first page and made my decision from there.

You messed with my calender!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was just to help you. You didn't need to see the doctor anyway.

You copied an entire Essay!

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

In my defence I hadn't the time to write a whole new one after staying up all night taking ecstasy!

You kick a dog in the shin.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, the dog kicked me first.

You unleashed a deadly virus upon the state of Texas.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they were thinking of seceding.

You wanted to secede your house!