In My Defense...

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, "wow! the aim on this gun is really off! I was trying to kill you!"

Why do you sleep with a shotgun?

 

[KrackleJack]

In my defense, to protect me from the monster in the closet, under my bed, and behind the shower curtain.

Why did u eat my sandwich

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I was hungry. NOM NOM NOM!

You took away my bat!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I just stopped it before it could reached the Pyro.

Mph muh mhh hmm Mh!

 

[KrackleJack]

In my defense, MUH MHH MHH HMM MH!

Why did you destory my turrents?

 

[saxist01]

In my defense, you spray painted turreNts all over your turrets.

Why do you make fun of Bear Grylls?

 

[KrackleJack]

In my Defense, your dog at my coco puffs

Why did u write dirty things in my bathroom?

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense that pen was just begging to be used.

You stole my shirts!

 

[thepj]

in my defence i need something to wear to the ugly contest

you destroyed my sence of self preservation!

 

[EvilJoe1]

In my defence it was the first one.

You shipped me to Borneo.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I only shot you with the 80mm flak cannon that I was born with. Also, Chlamydia is curable.

You shot down my Kirov fleet!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, they practically shot themselves down.
[sub/]Yes, that's what you'll find when you examine the bodies. MwaHaHaHaaaa![/sub]

You entered my mind. 0_o

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you invited me and it would be rude to refuse.

You lied to me!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

In my defence, I was going to tell you about it later.

You hired someone to assassinate me!

 

[Shycte]

In my defence, he was very cheap and I am a sucker for sales.

You Stole my girlfriend!