In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't know what you mean by rharping!

You made me lag out!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your ISP suuuucks.

You ripped out my fingernails!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didn't have any clippers


You poured all my hair tonic down the drain

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it works as an anti-zombie agent!

You aren't preparing for the zombie apocalypse!

 

[biscuit86]

in my defence I don't need to, I'm immortal.

you didn't say hello!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't know you at all.

You set my donut on fire!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense you asked for a hot donut.

You shredded all the documents

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't think you'd actually do it.

You smashed my hard drive!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was possessed by the devil!

You shot my computer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it grew legs and tried to kill me!

You shut the door on my foot!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you put it in while I was closing it!

You mislabeled all my songs!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only moved the titles up one row!

You gave me a venereal disease!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I threw an STD grenade and you did indescribable things to it!

You won't help me with finding out what the hell this song is!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the song was horrible!

You tried to sucker me into listening to BrokenNCyde!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, It made me lol!

You said the Black Dahlia Murder sounds like a cat getting 824374289!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just don't like their music. It's not my stuff.

You killed the National Geographic channel!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only killed two nature show hosts..not my fault that was all they had on there


You brainwashed the horse