Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[meditator101]

I just now typed in, "Top hats"

To google's credit, it did wait 'till page twelve!

 

[DustyDrB]

We were looking for a pitching machine for my summer league back when I was like 16 or so. The biggest brand at the time was, well...

So we searched for Jugs. What we got was...a lot of silicon.

 

[Mercsenary]

sings:

"the Internet's for porn. The Internet's for porn..."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

OT: Rule 34 is in effect you know. If there isn't a porn of it, its in the works.

and that is where I call bullshit my fellow I've saught out 34 of some characters and came up with nothing

 

[Fall from Honor]

Back in the day, that was roughly twelve years ago, I googled bill clinton for a school report... got porn on the second page

 

[Saint of M]

If you look up pictures of the main female character in Half Life, you see her getting intimate with a 20 foot long rapter, and that is just looking up her name

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OT: Rule 34 is in effect you know. If there isn't a porn of it, its in the works.

and that is where I call bullshit my fellow I've saught out 34 of some characters and came up with nothing

"If there isn't a porn of it, its in the works."

They'll come out eventually, have patience my friend. The internet inevitably delivers.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I find the particular symbolism in that OP image quite unsettling, it has to be said. The whole...phallic flamethrower thing when the subject is female just...yeah...

......yeah about that........I believe you may be(one of) the only one who see's it that way

 

[Bobbity]

Typing in 'Google' used to bring up rather a nice set of tits. Also, never, ever google 'Cortana' from Halo, or you will be scarred for the rest of your days.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

OT: Rule 34 is in effect you know. If there isn't a porn of it, its in the works.

and that is where I call bullshit my fellow I've saught out 34 of some characters and came up with nothing

"If there isn't a porn of it, its in the works."

They'll come out eventually, have patience my friend. The internet inevitably delivers.

sad as it may be sounding of me to say(not that I give a shit if it does) I do hope that your right.....Isabella and Jessie(Dead Rising) are to hot to not get the rule 34 treatment

 

[WhatHityou]

Hotmail.com

O Google how you sadistically twist all that is typed into your search box.

 

[Nero09]

Googled "Metapod" (the pokemon) for some reason and, well, it wasn't pretty.

 

[Rachel317]

"Bambi"

I Googled it in school for some project or other, hoping to find pictures of the cute, little, four-legged cartoon character. The picture on the first page definitely had four legs, but black people having sex (the girl was nicknamed "Bambi") was certainly not what I had in mind.

 

[SinisterGehe]

I once google "Asexual" and behold all the porn that porn links that were apparently "sponsored". Googled classical music, I guess you can use viola also that way...
I myself try to find ways to avoid porno popping up on web ads and Searches... I don't like to see those things, call me prude or whatever... But I do not like to see those things.'

 

[Krokodille]

What does not?

 

[Davey Woo]

I'd been searching for images previously on google and then decided to search for "imageshack"
but I accidentally left it on "images" search.
The first page was almost completely pornographic images, what was worse was that I was in school at the time, and if the teachers were to be believed, they tracked everything you looked at whilst online...

Also, apparently typing in 37 'f''s brings up porn on most image searches, I have no idea why but that was a rumour at school too.

 

[BringBackBuck]

I wanted to join an athletics club to do sprint training over summer. Nothing too serious, just wanted an amateur club so I could get fit for rugby.

If your google search contains the words "amateur" and "athletic" you will get porn. Lots and lots of porn.

 

[Wintermute_]

facenook...

B is right next to the N, a simple misplaced keystroke... and soooooo much porn, right in front of the sibling. fun times

 

[silasbufu]

I think you're misunderstanding the notion of "porn"