Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Subwayeatn]

travel the world without a care in the world... like that would ever happen

 

[syth0000]

A lot of times when I see a closed door I get the biggest urge to kick it in. Just haul off and smash the hell out of it!
Nothing special.
Also I get this weird Urge to just rage. Usually in a mall or something. Just go nuts and start throwing stuff and run through the place howling. THAT would be an epic news story come to think of it.

 

[icame]

Stop giving a crap and make my final project in computers a massive "F* off* to my teacher. I do really well in the class, but that guy nearly pushes me over the edge sometimes.

 

[jumb]

Swerve into cyclists on the road, then act like it was an accident just to get away with it. They piss me off.

Similarly, cause a car accident out of principle if I'm in the right. For example, not letting people merge lanes when they only changed lanes because they were being impatient and for some reason just HAD to get 2 cars in front.

 

[Soods]

I sometimes get the urge to kill as many people as possible, but luckily I never come up with foolproof enough plan. Make the voices stop!

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

Wow. Awesome thread, it's kinda disturbing and comforting at the same time, if you know what I mean. Internet anonymity reveals some fantastic things.

Apart from the normal violence to inanimate objects, which I actually have acted upon and don't count (throwing an office chair against a wall until it breaks to pieces etc.), the only real impulse I have on a daily basis is to drift around every single corner I approach. And since I actually do that on 0.05% of the corners IRL, I tend to only imagine doing so (especially freeway on/off ramps and cloverleaves)

 

[Murais]

I want to have raunchy sex whilst completely engulfed in flame.

And I'd totally do it, would it not be for the fact that third-degree burns hurt like a mother, and I find them horribly disturbing in any context and degree.

 

[Jonluw]

I occasionally have these urges to dress up like a girl...
Not in a drag-artist kind of way with lots of overdone makeup, but rather in a realistic fashion, try to see if I can trick someone.

I dunno why. I do have this thing for costumes though. Always loved dressing up for halloween. It just feels like the ultimate costume.

 

[L3G0kees]

walking into random classes and then walking away (a very strange urge)
kicking down peoples with broken legs or something like that cane's.
Let's just say I'm a strange person.

 

[alandavidson]

I occasionally feel the urge to jump from a really tall building. Or bridge. Or just anything high.

I get that same urge... but I act on it. With proper training, almost anything is survivable.

Edit: As I read the posts, I realize that I have done most of these insane things. I must be totally crazy.

 

[Baneat]

Tranny hooker. Because I'm unattractive and wouldn't for the life of me know where/how to meet a trans[whatever]. Unfortunately, when I was last in Amsterdam and with my very liberal friend who was actually trying to encourage me to go for it, I realized I just have too much of an internal resistance to the idea of prostitution.

Craigslist? Seriously, all that site is used for in my city is for gay/TS "casual encounter"ing.

 

[DoxyGrim]

Uhm, probably murder. I'm able to keep enough of a level head to NOT act upon that urge, but it's something that pops up every once in a while. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Pretty much any other urge I'll act upon, though.

 

[Scarecrow]

I have a urge to kill my shit of a little brother sometimes. But I know I can't...sometimes I wish I could.

 

[Reaper195]

Screaming at fellow students to shut the hell up. I cannot stand when people are talking in a class.

I did that a few times when I was still at school. It shuts people up when you use the words "rape", "****" and my favourite, "cricket bat". Only problem is that the teachers gave me deentions. Was totally worth it to hear the class go from teacher yelling at the students to be quiet, to complete and utter silence for at least ten seconds.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Dress up as a member of the opposite gender. -shrug-

Also... crucifying a hamster on like a little cross.

 

[K4ndY]

The most insane urge I have to keep in check is wanting to hurt people in very gruesome and graphic ways. Like cut them up repeatedly just to watch them bleed, or tear into them with my bare hands and teeth. Doesn't seem to matter if it's someone I know or a stranger, that fantasy is always there in the back of my mind. Not that I'd actually do it.

 

[Daymo]

Punching random people in the face to see how they respond and breaking house windows, especially huge panoramic ones, I am always tempted to throw rocks through them.

 

[Kraj]

I want to save people, specifically girls who are into me.
Unfortunately I did follow that urge for the first few. Then I learned to stop myself.
T_T

 

[thenoblitt]

i constantly have the urge to bite random objects to prove to myself they dont feel like i think they would, sometimes i can stealthily do it but other times its just something that if i bit somebody would see, like in class i'll be reading a book, in my mind im like book probably feels like a foam mattress, but i know that it wont but for some reason i cant stop thinking that it will, so i will wait till no one is looking and ill quickly bite it just so ill stop thinking about it, its damn weird