It's the All-Star Porn Star Piracy PSA Video!

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Sennz0r

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Lemon Of Life said:
Wow, they looked pretty unattractive in that video. But yes Ron Jeremy, whatever you say.

Bretty said:
Why pay $20 for 4 minutes of entertainment 8)
You have no stamina ;)
Or he's got other stuff to do ;)
 

Endocrom

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Kalezian said:
Lou Albano?
Shortly after the Mario Bros. movie a parody was made, I'm sure you can find it if you are familiar with google.

I'm all for the ani-piracy movement (even though this message is a little late to the party), but were talking about an industry that can't even be bothered to come up with cute titles anymore, let alone their own stories.
look: http://www.imdb.com/find?s=tt&q=a+xxx+parody
http://www.imdb.com/find?s=tt&q=this+ain%27t+xxx

"30 Rock: A XXX Parody" seriously‽ you can't come up with 30 Rocks off, 30 Rockhard even 69 Rock.
 

Seydaman

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Eukaryote said:
Oh no, we might lose an industry filled with nothing but fakeness. Fake bodies, fake sex, and terrible acting. The only thing that will be missed if the Hollywood porn industry goes under is the tax revenue.
What am I suppose to jerk off to? Ameture videos? Fuck that noise. +Support of this
 

Seydaman

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Billion Backs said:
So what? If an industry can't keep up - and it clearly can't, given the success of internet porn - it should either evolve or die.

They don't deserve ANYTHING for operating in a way that is no longer profitable. It's not "right", it's not "heroic", it's not "honorable". Times move fast, and if you're stuck in the 70s/80s - I assume "official" porn tapes and magazines reigned back then, popularity-wise, you deserve to die.

It's the same thing as the recording industry. Times move ahead, and fat bastards who made a fortune in the past few decades (and sorry bastards who were hoping to go in their steps without realizing that new shit happens) just want to prolong their superiority in the field...

You either evolve or you die.
You realize were "internet" porn comes from right?
If not I award you the facepalm award
 

Seydaman

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this isnt my name said:
It wont die, besides I would watch free porn, that is better and free. Theey cant say its bad to be watching free porn because, imo porn stars are pretty much hookers, only difference is hookers dont have a video camera. So if hookers are bad so is the person who is pretty much a hooker with a camera, so I would say im the one who is moraly questionable.
Besides I pay for my games and music, Im not paying for porn as well, especially when you want to save money.
There's nothing wrong with prostitution, if a person wants to trade services in exchange for money (the entire purpose of money) then I see no reason to prohibit it, prohibit it on the streets, but if you live in America we're still all stooopud heads and can't figure out how to make brothels work outside of 1 state
 

Seydaman

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Ghostkai said:
Amatuer all the way baby ^^
I don't get how people can like amatuer pornography
-Shitty Camera
-Shitty direction
-Shitty camera work
-Shitty sound quality
-Pile of shitty shit?
 

ioxles

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This kinda reminds me of the message put forth by Weekly Shonen Jump that led to the immediate shutdown of Raw Paradise, guess the wording was better or something....

source: http://www.animevice.com/news/shonen-jump-asks-fans-to-stop-scanning-its-manga/4254/

I guess the only way for the porn industry (any medium like this really) to progress and continue making money is to adapt to the internet, Imagine, a platform like steam freely accessible with masses of high quality industry supported porn purchasable and downloadable for prices similar to indie games and special offers, deals etc (eg. Devil in Mrs Jones Week or Anal for All 30% off) free downloads, packs etc.

Could work, with enough incentive.

maybe...

.......
 

Cliff_m85

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The average cost for a new adult dvd is about the same for a new video game. Perhaps they should lower the cost before complaining? Theft is wrong, no doubt....but this PSA won't really do anything to end it if the prices are still too high.
 

ProfessorLayton

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I'm glad that one of the few people who I recognized was only because of I Hit It With My Axe... and was one of those girls from 2girls1cup?

But pirates will be pirates. There's really nothing you can do about it.
 

mrhappyface

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Do you know why Netflix is destroying Blockbuster? Same thing as why the porntubes are destroying the DVD porn industry. It's because it's on the internet. The internet is only as far away as your computer, and DVD requires a drive and a walk and the transfer of money.
 
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I thought the porn industry went down anyway?

But let's take a little look at this:
People who get paid to have sex are asking the people who pay to watch them not to do it for free.

Much as I'm sure there's some talent involved in going "ooh baby" and .... yeah, I really don't think the people who are watching you really care that much about the "artists" opinions.

Maybe the idea that pr0n is being reduced to the moneyshots is indicative of the idea that pr0n is just buildup/moneyshot. Perhaps the actors could ask for more money from the industry, because I REALLY doubt Hugh Hefner is sitting there worrying about pirates.

If you're seriously worried about the "pitiful" amounts "artists" are getting paid, then can I suggest you look at the jobs of Teachers, Policemen, Nurses, Binmen, Charity Workers, Retail Workers; who work a LOT harder, get paid a LOT less, and often have to jobs that demean them without having fun at the same time.

Not to say that I don't think some pr0n stars aren't talented, but we're not talking brain surgery here.
 

Billion Backs

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seydaman said:
Billion Backs said:
So what? If an industry can't keep up - and it clearly can't, given the success of internet porn - it should either evolve or die.

They don't deserve ANYTHING for operating in a way that is no longer profitable. It's not "right", it's not "heroic", it's not "honorable". Times move fast, and if you're stuck in the 70s/80s - I assume "official" porn tapes and magazines reigned back then, popularity-wise, you deserve to die.

It's the same thing as the recording industry. Times move ahead, and fat bastards who made a fortune in the past few decades (and sorry bastards who were hoping to go in their steps without realizing that new shit happens) just want to prolong their superiority in the field...

You either evolve or you die.
You realize were "internet" porn comes from right?
If not I award you the facepalm award
The majority of the internet porn is amateur or not the kind of thing you'd find on DVD.

How do they make money? Through ads. I doubt they even bother selling DVDs or what not.

And good job on grammar.
 

Citrus

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I think professional pornography is gross. There's something about women who make a living off sex that I just find disgusting. Sure, amateur stuff has low production values, but it usually stars someone a lot closer to a real woman; not some worn-out, half-silicon Barbie. Like seriously, who thinks the first woman in that video is attractive?
 

Megacherv

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Kalezian said:
D0WNT0WN said:
Ron Jeremy has convinced me to never illegally download porn ever again.

He Played Mario.

Lou Albano?



also, where is your argument now, pirates?
But...not all lost sales...still make profit...I...I...*implodes*

In all seriousness, as a 16 year-old living on £30 a week, I can- err, couldn't afford porn, so piracy's always going to be an issue, it will never stop.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
I thought the porn industry went down anyway?
Oh, you...
 

AmayaOnnaOtaku

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I recognized two Johnna Angel and Alektra blue. I think I need to UP my porn watching since I am setting a sad prescedent for pervs everywhere.