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EspirituExterminatus said:
Casual Shinji said:
You know, they say he will return to Earth one day.
Not cool dude, not cool. [s/]but it did make me giggle[/s]

On topic my "OMG" moment came in MW2 when the dogs came at me, I had it on low volume so I didn't hear the barks and then all of the sudden i'm on the ground getting raped by a dog.
 

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SakSak said:
Playing Diablo in the middle of the night, at a dungeon, health fairly low, opening a door and my headphones come to life:

"Ahhh. FrEsH MeEAt!"

And I'm already within the what is more commonly called 'Horrible rape radius'.

Ohsh-
Hahaha good one ;)

Mine was when I encountered an Arch-Vile for the first time while playing Doom2 as a kid.
 

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headcrabs in half life 2.
I hear something and turn around and there is a headcrab 2 inches from my face. I nearly died
 

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Silent Hill 2.
"Isn't it about time for Pyramid Head to show up?"
"Nah, he only shows up in cutscenes."
"Pyramid Head shows up wherever he wants."
"HahahOH SWEET JESUS FUCKING SHIT THERE HE IS! RUN!"
 

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FalloutJack said:
JESUS CHRIST!
Yes?

On topic. On tf2, going around the corner and there's about 5 soldiers on the other team there. It wasn't a suprising moment, but i uttered the holy name,

Then a demoman comes around the corner and 'Ka-Boom!'s' on my corpse.
Edit:Fixed.
 

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When I found the mute statue spider splicers in Bioshock, Fort Frolic level. They're like regular spider splicers but they don't talk and have a nasty habit of sneaking up behind you...
 

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FalloutJack said:
roastbeefy said:
JESUS CHRIST!
WHERE?!

*Looks are topic*

Oh. Heh, sorry.

Anyway, I'm pretty much like that around Deathclaws. Fallout 3 made me afraid or the wastelands again.
I walked into old oney (or whatever its called) not realising it was full of deathclaws. somehow didnt see any till i was in the middle of town, saw one, started shooting... sometimes i still wake up screaming. the pills help though.
 

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Obrien Xp said:
The oven man in Resident Evil 4, or that guy just behind the door in the room before.
Oh yeah, the first time that happened the asshole grabbed me.

As for me, there were a couple moments in Silent Hill 2 where everything feels so creepy and then some random noise scares me. This is supposed to be desolate and alone! Don't make fake noises, ugh.
 

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Expert realism campaign l4d 2. 2 men left as 2 have died irreversibly, dreading the running climax where you give that guy his cola before he opens the path. Open door heading up the stairs from the gunshop. Go round the corner and discover a tank literally within punching distance. At first I screamed in terror.
Then I nearly cried as we died and had to start ALL over again.
 

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Demented Teddy said:
Opening a door in Left 4 Dead to see a tank about 3 cm in front of me.
In those situations my arms just slump and I just say "Oh fu-" *smack*... every damn time.
 

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justhereforthemoney said:
EspirituExterminatus said:
Casual Shinji said:
You know, they say he will return to Earth one day.
I'm sorry I just don't understand that.

OT: Anytime in a multiplayer game in which stealth is used to kill me.
Dude, its a nail gun, whats not to get?

(i laughed, if i picked wrong religion i'm in enough trouble anyway so whats abit more hey?)
 

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lazy_bum said:
justhereforthemoney said:
EspirituExterminatus said:
Casual Shinji said:
You know, they say he will return to Earth one day.
I'm sorry I just don't understand that.

OT: Anytime in a multiplayer game in which stealth is used to kill me.
Dude, its a nail gun, whats not to get?

(i laughed, if i picked wrong religion i'm in enough trouble anyway so whats abit more hey?)
O wait never mind I got it now, like nail him to the cross, ok that only took like ten minutes.
 

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Torque669 said:
Most games do things like this to me. Oblivion and Fallout have he uncanny ability of sending Rats/Molerats jumping at me just as I turn round. Scares the living daylights out of me.
I always hate it when you're in a cave and there is a troll lurking around somewhere but you don't see him right away and the next thing you know he's shooting fire at your face.
 

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Headcrabs do that to me, walking around the n bam! mostly in nazi zombies "oh hey this room is clear" la la then BAM MUTHERFUCKER im down and most likly dead...
 

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DOA4 the first time I got 1 hit combo'd by Alpha or whatever its called. My jaw dropped, I was just so shocked that they would make a character that would do that. Like the whole time I couldnt do a thing but watcch in awe
 

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lazy_bum said:
FalloutJack said:
roastbeefy said:
JESUS CHRIST!
WHERE?!

*Looks are topic*

Oh. Heh, sorry.

Anyway, I'm pretty much like that around Deathclaws. Fallout 3 made me afraid or the wastelands again.
I walked into old oney (or whatever its called) not realising it was full of deathclaws. somehow didnt see any till i was in the middle of town, saw one, started shooting... sometimes i still wake up screaming. the pills help though.
Pills here? Hmmm, I guess I feel that way in Left 4 Dead too, whenever the Tank appears.
 

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Don't tell me I was the only person who saw the thread name and thought "IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!"