Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[Awesometown]

Ive got a good one

Whats the difference between a rooster and Justin Bieber?
a rooster says cocka doodle do
and bieber says any old cock will do *rimshot*

 

[Hayate_GT]

why the f*ck????? cam someone just answer me THAT!!!!!!

 

[Tagball]

I really want to see what he's going to write during the whole North Korea Vote thingy. "mommy i'm the victim of an internet hate crime"

Second,

Why can't I get my book published: Tagball's Crazy Las Vegas Adventure 4: Totally not a rip-off of The Hangover, but he can publish his?

Let me know when you do get someone to publish that book, I would totally buy something with a title like that.

Yeah, I have a habit of giving crazy-ass titles to my books. My Mom is trying to write a book and I told her to throw some vampires, werewolves and zombies in the book. It would sell like fockin' hotcakes.

I'll let you know right away when my book's published, as you were the first to request it.

 

[zehydra]

An illustrated memoir? This could be unbelievably hilarious.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Age 16? Pfft.

Sing and dance all you like Bieber; you don't know jack about the world.

 

[Odoylerules360]

But he hasn't divorced anyone or been addicted to anything yet!?

 

[The Stonker]

He can sell it anywhere but Canada. We don't want him lol.

Hmmm I can imagine it right now.

"Justin Bieber: How I learned to please the right men".

Now I think this is quite disgusting because common! He's sixteen and he's writing his own biography it's not like there is alot of stuff to write about for instance.
"I sang horribly at a singing competition"
"Then my balls got ripped off"
"And I met Usher!"
There I have summed up his career. Well if he ever had balls in the first place.

Nah. 16 would be more like this.

Woke up with a erection like i always do. Need the sock to help get rid of if. Maybe tomorrow i will start liking girls.

Hey! That's an insult to gay guys
Because I know that I wouldn't go for that it would be like being with a small school girl. (Bi)

I'm lost...what?

Well no man has such low standards to go out with him D:!

LOL! i meant liking girls as in hes to young to like girls lol. Not gay Silly you.

Oh.....
Well my bad But you have to admit it is quite hard to see if he likes girls or guys.
Maybe he's into sheep because he isn't enough man for either one?

 

[EchetusXe]

He can sell it anywhere but Canada. We don't want him lol.

Hmmm I can imagine it right now.

"Justin Bieber: How I learned to please the right men".

Now I think this is quite disgusting because common! He's sixteen and he's writing his own biography it's not like there is alot of stuff to write about for instance.
"I sang horribly at a singing competition"
"Then my balls got ripped off"
"And I met Usher!"
There I have summed up his career. Well if he ever had balls in the first place.

Nah. 16 would be more like this.

Woke up with a erection like i always do. Need the sock to help get rid of if. Maybe tomorrow i will start liking girls.

Hey! That's an insult to gay guys
Because I know that I wouldn't go for that it would be like being with a small school girl. (Bi)

I'm lost...what?

Well no man has such low standards to go out with him D:!

LOL! i meant liking girls as in hes to young to like girls lol. Not gay Silly you.

Sooooo... he is sexually attracted to socks?

 

[Blackjack 222]

Perhaps he is foreshadowing his death.

Ah Christ hes on to us.
But memoirs? as if the aura of arrogance emanating from him wasn't enough now this

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I wonder how much of it is him questioning his sexuality.

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Well... Im not angry... Im just disappointed...

Although, smart move to be cashing in on what little is left of his career...

 

[EchetusXe]

But memoirs? as if the aura of arrogance emanating from him wasn't enough now this

I must admit it seems odd. I guess his team thought his 'autobiography' would be ridiculed as he is only sixteen. But his 'memoirs' are being ridiculed for the same reason, plus it also conjures up images of Bieber sitting back into his armchair, puffing on his pipe and saying to himself "ah yes, Miley Cyrus! She was a devilish woman, what was it that she said to me now on the subject of dog racing... ah yes! animated roulette... animated roulette. Terrific wit that woman".

 

[Altorin]

I'll have to pick it up, maybe it'll let me in on who the fuck this little kid is

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Guess his career must be near death if he's doing such a thing at this age?

That was my first reaction also, normally famous people don't start writing a Memoir at both an early age and early into their career.

Probably realises his balls will drop anyday now.

 

[silentsentinel]

I doubt his life is interesting enough to warrant a memoir.

 

[Blackjack 222]

But memoirs? as if the aura of arrogance emanating from him wasn't enough now this

I must admit it seems odd. I guess his team thought his 'autobiography' would be ridiculed as he is only sixteen. But his 'memoirs' are being ridiculed for the same reason, plus it also conjures up images of Bieber sitting back into his armchair, blowing on his BUBBLE pipe and saying to himself "ah yes, Miley Cyrus! She was a devilish woman, what was it that she said to me now on the subject of dog racing... ah yes! animated roulette... animated roulette. Terrific wit that woman".

Fixed

 

[silver wolf009]

This seems a bit Premature dosent it? i mean hes not even 20 yet. Why does he need a Memoir now?