Kim Kardashian: Future Tomb Raider Star?

[Frank_Sinatra_]

HOLY SHIT!
My jaw literally dropped to the floor when I saw the picture of her.

No-one is ever gonna beat Alison Carroll

Spoiler

She even has the accent.

In my humble opinion Kim looks much more attractive accent or no.

 

[oranger]

Tomb raider's popularity started to dip when the thrill factor of ms. croft's large boobs wore off...then interest fell off a cliff.
Just another game/movie/etc that will flop.

 

[mjc0961]

Wait a second...

Isn't she dead? She was shot by some fat guy after he went crazy from reading "The poo that took a pee".

Yeah, that was pretty much my thoughts as well... The only place I'd ever heard of this woman is from that South Park episode.

Well, I'm sure I won't bother watching this film anyway, so whatever. Let them mess it up.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Meh, I never saw the appeal in Lara Croft. Angelina's hot, but her getup is actually quite tame. There are certainly things I would rather see Kim Kardashian than a non-cleavage revealing tank top and shorts.

 

[Stabby Joe]

She most likely can't act let alone pull off a British accent.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Those breasts? In 3-D?

Where the fuck do I sign.

 

[Allurade Dendra]

No. Not another Tomb Raider Movie.
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
Second worst actually, the first is any idea by Uwe Boll.

Video game movies are never good. Never.

If Lucas can make a KotOR film and it be good, that's Lucas for you. But every video game movie I've seen has been bad.

 

[Numb1lp]

BOOOOOBS! and don't forget dat ASSSSSS!

Seriously OT: Who the fuck is in charge of casting in hollywood? They already fucked up with Kane and Lynch and now this?

In all honesty, in every Tomb Raider game, I cared for the tits and ass. I am not going to lie, that was the main focus. I could care less if your actor skills were good or not.

Why not just watch free pr0n online? I mean spending $$ on a game of animated tits and ass seems excessive and unnecessary.

They're making a Kane and Lynch movie?

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

since when Tomb Raider was born in India?

She should get a role in one of those Bollywood drama/comedy movies!

 

[TheHitcher]

*sigh*

 

[Konaerix]

So wait.....We are getting a porn star to be the next Laura Croft?......Wait, we are getting another Tomb Raider movie!? HNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Oh god no.

Stop with all the fucking "Reboots", already~! Get something new, for once.

..And Angelina Jolie can never be replaced in that series. Even if its by Kim (Who really isn't as hot as people make her out to be, but that's just my opinion. Angie, on the hand.. *Hems*)

 

[ShadowsofHope]

If Lucas can make a KotOR film and it be good, that's Lucas for you.

Don't give them idea's~!

KotOR is the only respectable version of Star Wars left. Lucas is staying the fuck away from that one!

 

[soapyshooter]

BOOOOOBS! and don't forget dat ASSSSSS!

Seriously OT: Who the fuck is in charge of casting in hollywood? They already fucked up with Kane and Lynch and now this?

In all honesty, in every Tomb Raider game, I cared for the tits and ass. I am not going to lie, that was the main focus. I could care less if your actor skills were good or not.

Why not just watch free pr0n online? I mean spending $$ on a game of animated tits and ass seems excessive and unnecessary.

They're making a Kane and Lynch movie?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0968747/

Bruce Willis is Kane and Jamie Foxx is Lynch. I reallllly wanna know who the fuck was in charge of that casting, so i can personally slap him/her in the face

 

[Allurade Dendra]

If Lucas can make a KotOR film and it be good, that's Lucas for you.

Don't give them idea's~!

KotOR is the only respectable version of Star Wars left. Lucas is staying the fuck away from that one!

Lol. True, but honestly if you look carefully they're just retellings of the Movies.

 

[Icehearted]

I, for one, look forward to the box office fiasco, the ensuing blamefest on pirates, and the straight to DVD sequels it will spawn.

Also, I don't think she's really much to look at :/

 

[Numb1lp]

BOOOOOBS! and don't forget dat ASSSSSS!

Seriously OT: Who the fuck is in charge of casting in hollywood? They already fucked up with Kane and Lynch and now this?

In all honesty, in every Tomb Raider game, I cared for the tits and ass. I am not going to lie, that was the main focus. I could care less if your actor skills were good or not.

Why not just watch free pr0n online? I mean spending $$ on a game of animated tits and ass seems excessive and unnecessary.

They're making a Kane and Lynch movie?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0968747/

Bruce Willis is Kane and Jamie Foxx is Lynch. I reallllly wanna know who the fuck was in charge of that casting, so i can personally slap him/her in the face

I could see Willis doing a nice job, but Foxx? Really? What about, I don't know, Russell Crowe? I mean, he's a diverse actor, and could totally pull of Lynch. But, oh yeah, he's too busy Fightin' Round the World.

 

[Allurade Dendra]

I, for one, look forward to the box office fiasco, the ensuing blamefest on pirates, and the straight to DVD sequels it will spawn.

Also, I don't think she's really much to look at :/

That's because it's a front shot.

Or that's what most people would say.
She's all around repulsive.

 

[L-J-F]

She's no more a pornstar than someone is a movie star for being an extra. I'm actually interested to be honest, since I never really liked the other movies. Also, anyone who thinks that sex appeal wasn't one of Tomb Raider'r main selling points is kidding themselves.

 

[mchoueiri]

She has nice boobs.